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Joey Adams
American
Comedian
Born:
Jan 6
,
1911
Died:
Dec 2
,
1999
Fact
Fitness
Give
Give And Take
Work
You
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Joey Adams
You
Fool
Kiss
Never
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Joey Adams
Fitness
TV
TV Set
Some
Fact
Exercise
Were
Get
Any
Refrigerator
Apart
Far
Us
Set
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
Joey Adams
Win
Market
Must
Horses
Between
Stock
Stock Market
Difference
Playing
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
Joey Adams
Work
Day
People
Trouble
Pay
Willing
Week
Still
Want
Honest
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
Joey Adams
Success
Work
Early Work
Late
Secret
Strike
Once
Rockefeller
Up
Get
Oil
The Secret Of
Explained
Early
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Joey Adams
You
Marriage
Better
Give
Give And Take
Take
She
Anyway
Her
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