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Bernie Mac
Bernie Mac
American Actor
Born: Oct 5, 1957
Died: Aug 9, 2008
Always Comedy Me Myself People You
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Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something. Bernie Mac
You Way Something Only Get Expecting Upset
I love my daughter, but there's a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know? Bernie Mac
Love You Daughter Feeling Emotion Know Got Granddaughter Certain
I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian; I ain't no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love. Bernie Mac
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I've always been a reserved cat. When I play sports, there's people used to get mad at me because I didn't hang out and things like that. I've never been that kind of person. Nothing has changed in that regard. I've never been posse, and all that. I'm a quiet storm. Bernie Mac
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Every time you see a black romance, it's over-the-top. There always has to be extreme hostility between the sexes. He has to cheat. She has to show him how independently strong she is, not just as a woman but as a black woman. Bernie Mac
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If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else. Bernie Mac
Bend Else Laugh Tell Someone Over Makes Than Anything Bigger Anything Else Story Them
When you're offstage, that's the footprint. That's the man God's gonna judge. Bernie Mac
God You Man Judge Footprint Gonna
Black audiences are hard. They always think they're better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them. Bernie Mac
You Better Black Think Extra Come Always Got Audiences Than Little Them Hard Satisfy
My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense. Bernie Mac
Humor Sense Changed Foolishness Had Making
I'm not a star, and I don't want to be a star. Stars fall. I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job. Bernie Mac
Job Fall Stars Extraordinary Guy Want Ordinary Ordinary Guy Star
When I started in the clubs, I had to work places where didn't nobody else want to work. I had to do clubs where street gangs were, had to do motorcycle gangs, gay balls and things of that nature. Bernie Mac
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My name is Bernard Jeffrey McCullough, but people know me as Bernie Mac. My mama, God rest her soul - she used to call me Beanie. Used to say, 'Don't you worry about Beanie. Beanie gonna be just fine. Beanie gonna surprise everyone.' Bernie Mac
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I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown. Bernie Mac
Funny Clown Comedian
Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say. Bernie Mac
You Think Mac Say Says Just Afraid
I want people to say at the end of my day, you know, like I used to say about Sidney Poitier and James Cagney and Joan Crawford and Red Skelton and those guys and Bill Cosby. They did quality and substance. You always remember them. Bernie Mac
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I don't need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don't need any of that. Bernie Mac
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The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them. Bernie Mac
You Comedy Become One Thing About Part Because Audience Making The One Thing Loves Them Thing
I've been in training for stardom. Bernie Mac
Training Been Stardom
My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right thing.' Bernie Mac
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I can act. I've been acting for a long time, but like anything else, don't nobody owe you nothing. You've go to pay your dues. You go from A to Z; you don't go from M to Z. Bernie Mac
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I have so much respect for what's funny. Bernie Mac
Funny Respect Much
I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job. Bernie Mac
Job Extraordinary Guy Ordinary Ordinary Guy
Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it. Bernie Mac
Success Whatever Top Had Like Always
The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of. Bernie Mac
Success Comedy Matters Else Everyone Everyone Else Has-Been Scared Touch Issues Been Subject Politically Afraid Being Being Afraid
My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting. Bernie Mac
Comedy Pain See Hurting Someone Stand
I don't care about how I look; I'm dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so - my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn't care about being cool. Bernie Mac
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