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Ron White
Ron White
American Comedian
Born: Dec 18, 1956
Always Comedy Me People Work You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White
Life Funny You Try Somebody Party Believe Find Given Vodka Gives Make Lemonade Lemons Them Should Whose
There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever. Ron White
You Class Stupid Take Pill Go Forever
Donald Trump - and I don't dislike Donald one single bit - has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels. Ron White
Good People Single Building Bit No Idea Idea How Trump Mexican Donald Donald Trump Dislike
I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship. Ron White
Positive Relationship Communication Matter Think Where Honest
The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper. Ron White
You Learning School Smart Spell Deficit Way Paper High Diploma High School Disability Attention Attention Deficit Another Learning Disability Prove Odd Brain Quite Information Processes Mean Disorder Even
I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game. Ron White
Game Better Believe Bad Super Super Bowl Bowl Halftime Still Than Soccer Show
Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it's about. The content's got to be great, but then it's got to be delivered. It's a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work. Ron White
Work Great Timing Tricky About Delivered Takes Content Got Lot Pace Rhythm Then Thing
I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, 'I'm not even a 10th of this man.' Ron White
Smile Man Thought Face Daughter Holding Guy Only Had He Limb Talking His Left Who Even
There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years. Ron White
Life My Life Run Had Demons Been Years Years And Years Times Vices Ton
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. Ron White
Old Back Range About Take Driving Houston Years Us Used Dad
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin. Ron White
Me Skin Say About Could Never Anybody Want Literally Anything
My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth. Ron White
Truth You Laugh Tell Only Make Goal
Don't bring your kids to my show, and I won't come to your house and cuss. Ron White
Kids Come House Cuss Your Show Bring
My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I'm very 'preacher-ish' on stage, not by intent but because that's where I learned to talk in front of people. Ron White
Funny People Uncle Preach Stage He Talk Also Him Learned Because Go Preacher Very Front Intent Where Used Watch
I've gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we're going to see if we can't bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits. I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women. Ron White
Women Money Honor Men Men And Women Few Incredibly Consider Back Musical Soldiers Laughs Hopefully See Some Spirits Give Lift Sacrifices Comedian However Friends Close Privilege Brave Brave Men Going Many Bring Raise Gathered
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever. Ron White
Work You Better Else More Write Writer Like Because Exercise Than Get Anything Anything Else Much Exposure Now Ever Harder Actually Muscle
Comedy is all about the pause. Ron White
Comedy About Pause
A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That's just like heaven to me. I'm a simple man. Ron White
Me Man Simple Giant Killer Restaurant Like Cuban Heaven Just Bar Sandwich
Any time someone achieves success before they've earned it, it always comes back to haunt them. Ron White
Success Time Before Earned Back Haunt Someone Always Any Achieves Them
I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine. Ron White
Long Ladder Down Fine Guy Never Look Looked Always Been Up
You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out. Ron White
You Jokes First Those Out Some Throw Know Because Years Done Twelve Album
The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off. Ron White
Thought Laughed Throw Had Almost Off Up America Just Movie Turn Gonna Team Hardest
Everybody I know is a joke writer. Ron White
Joke Everybody Writer Know
I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child. Ron White
Comedy Huge Huge Fan Child Fan
If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to learn. Ron White
Success Time Nature You Long Long Time Big Had Takes True Look Learn Comics Denominator Common Big Success Being Common Denominator Who
I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there. Ron White
Comedy Before Rumor Out Town Advertising Got Selling Going Just Theaters Clubs Started
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