Psychiatrist Quotes

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield

Me Met Everyone Hates He Said Psychiatrist Being Ridiculous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Bernard Williams

World Face Licking Puppy Like Psychiatrist Your

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. Rodney Dangerfield

Truth Me Wife Seeing She Psychiatrist Then Bartender Her Two

'Pathological liar' is absolutely the toughest individual to deal with as a psychiatrist. Because you can't take anything they say at face value. And you can't, you know, fill in their personality. You don't know what's real and what's not. Dale Archer

If you agree with me on 9 out of 12 issues, vote for me. If you agree with me on 12 out of 12 issues, see a psychiatrist. Ed Koch

Me You Vote Out See Issues Psychiatrist Agree

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent. Jerome Lawrence

Man Air Castle Neurotic Builds Rent Psychiatrist Psychotic Who Lives

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. Tammy Faye Bakker

Shopping Say Cheaper Always Than Psychiatrist

I would say I see myself as a psychiatrist in remission. Charles Krauthammer

Myself Say Would See Remission Psychiatrist

According to my parents, I was supposed to have been a nice, churchgoing Swiss housewife. Instead I ended up an opinionated psychiatrist, author and lecturer in the American Southwest, who communicates with spirits from a world that I believe is far more loving and glorious than our own. Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

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I am the political psychiatrist to the stars. Andrew Breitbart

Political Stars Am Psychiatrist

I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each conversation with a psychiatrist, every morning at the time of his visit, made me want to hang myself, realizing that I would not be able to cut his throat. Antonin Artaud

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I saw a psychiatrist when I was younger because I had ADHD, and I had some problems with authority, so I guess I can kind of relate to that in a way. I know what it's liked to be probed and to be asked questions where people are looking for a certain answer and are trying to pull something out of your answer. Alfie Allen

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After graduation in June of 1984, I moved to Manhattan. My first stop was a psychiatrist, who in less than our first fifty-minute session again diagnosed me with depression. Andy Behrman

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Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not. Arnold H. Glasow

Half Other Married See Him Because Psychiatrist Patients

Self-help is something that I've always been into. I thought I was going to be a psychiatrist. Charlamagne tha God

Thought Something Self-Help Always Been Going Psychiatrist

I was never particularly gregarious. I was quite shy, closed in. It's a classic isn't it, your psychiatrist will tell you, that's how I release it, through music. David Gilmour

Music You Will Closed Release Tell Classic Through Never Particularly How Quite Gregarious Psychiatrist Your Shy

I'm so glad I didn't become a doctor, because I do more than any doctor can do. I am an administrator, a CEO, doctor, psychiatrist, an activist, a campaign funder. I think I did well. Dikembe Mutombo

Doctor Become Think Administrator More Glad Well Because Am Campaign Than Did Any Psychiatrist CEO Activist

I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic. Dorothy Kilgallen

Catholic Psychiatrist Need

I had to work with a psychiatrist. Felix Baumgartner

Work Had Psychiatrist

I had learned of Gertrude Stein's bon mot that medicine opened all doors. This prompted me, in different moods, to view my future life as literary psychiatrist, globe-trotting tropical disease specialist, or academic internist. Harold E. Varmus

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