35 Swiss Quotes for You to Enjoy

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. Woody Allen

God Me Sign Would Some Give Give Me Only Clear Name Like Making Bank Deposit Large Swiss

According to my parents, I was supposed to have been a nice, churchgoing Swiss housewife. Instead I ended up an opinionated psychiatrist, author and lecturer in the American Southwest, who communicates with spirits from a world that I believe is far more loving and glorious than our own. Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

World Parents Glorious Own Nice Believe Our Spirits More Instead Supposed Housewife Opinionated Been Lecturer According Up Than Author American Southwest Ended Psychiatrist Loving Far Who Swiss

I've never had a bank account in Switzerland since 1984. Why would the Swiss do this to me? Maybe the Swiss are trying to divert attention from the Holocaust gold scandal. Benazir Bhutto

Me Scandal Would Divert Never Had Attention Since Account Trying Bank Bank Account Maybe Gold Holocaust Swiss Why Switzerland

In the shallow parts of many Swiss lakes, where there is a depth of no more than from 5 to 15 feet of water, ancient wooden piles are observed at the bottom sometimes worn down to the surface of the mud, sometimes projecting slightly above it. Charles Lyell

Water Sometimes Down Worn Projecting Slightly Ancient Above More Shallow Bottom Observed Feet Parts Piles Surface Than Wooden Where Lakes Depth Mud Many Swiss

My mother spent a month in a Swiss hospital after a terrible ski accident. Christopher Buckley

Mother Accident Month Spent Hospital Terrible After Ski Swiss

The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress. Dalton Trumbo

Feather Only Bedroom Mattress Happen Interesting Interesting Thing Swiss Thing

One way to think of the tax system is as a massive Swiss cheese. Each hole is an exemption created by a chancellor in pursuit of good headlines - a hole waiting to be filled by the clever accountants who work for Starbucks or Jimmy Carr. Daniel Hannan

Work Good Waiting Cheese Clever Think Jimmy Way System One-Way Pursuit Headlines Massive Exemption Accountants Tax Hole Tax System Created Who Each Filled Starbucks Swiss Chancellor

If the U.K. wants a commercial access treaty to the European market, the British must contribute to the European budget like the Norwegians and the Swiss do. If London doesn't want that, then it must be a total exit. Emmanuel Macron

Market Must Total London Budget Like Access Exit Commercial Contribute Want Wants Then European Swiss British Treaty

I live in a Swiss village so small, if you sneeze everyone knows. Geraldine Chaplin

You Live Everyone Small Knows Sneeze Village Swiss

I never used to be taken seriously as a Swiss person. Granit Xhaka

Seriously Never Taken Person Used Swiss

I'll splurge on Toblerone. I love Toblerone with the Swiss chocolate and nougat in it. Jordin Sparks

Love Chocolate Swiss

It's interesting that Swiss banks also hide their assets from the Swiss by using offshore bank structuring. Julian Assange

Hide Also Offshore Bank Banks Interesting Using Swiss Assets

I do not deny my German identity. But I also feel Swiss. Of my eight great-grandparents, seven were born Swiss. I have been living in Switzerland for more than 50 years. Klaus Schwab

Living Seven Born More Feel Also Identity Were Been Years German Deny Than Eight Swiss Switzerland

The most appealing thing to me about food is combining and layering flavors, tastes, and textures. So the perfect sandwich has to be toasted. It has to have Emmenthal Swiss cheese and a combination of sweet and savory - some cranberry or fig thing happening - with different kinds of meats like Black Forest ham and roast beef. Kyle MacLachlan

Food Me Cheese Black Different Kinds Sweet Kinds Some About Perfect Combination Roast Roast Beef Combining Like Most Ham Beef Forest Textures Tastes Different Happening Flavors Toasted Sandwich Fig Appealing Swiss Thing

Think of Bitcoin as a bank account in the cloud, and it's completely decentralized: not the Swiss government, not the American government. It's all the participants in the network enforcing. Naval Ravikant

Government Bitcoin Cloud Think Network Participants Account American Bank Bank Account Decentralized American Government Enforcing Swiss

Cheese is good. And Britain, despite the grumblings of the French and the outrage of the Swiss, not to mention some plucky challenges from Italy, Austria, and Spain, has some of the best cheese in the world. We're world leaders in cheese. Nick Harkaway

Best Good Challenges World Cheese Despite Some Mention Outrage Leaders French Italy Austria Spain Swiss World Leaders Britain

In 1987, Merrill Lynch asked me to open a Swiss capital markets operation. I was 27. In hindsight, I was lucky enough to start a business from scratch. And I mean from zero - no offices, even, just a space with walls between different areas. We decided to tear down the walls. Sergio Ermotti

Me Business Walls Space Down Enough Markets Area Open Between Operation Hindsight Offices Scratch Just Different Decided Different Areas Mean Capital Asked Lucky Even Tear Swiss Zero Start

As a child growing up in a grey-skied Yorkshire village, I would occasionally happen upon a Bollywood movie on the television. After a few minutes watching a bunch of sari-clad dancers cavorting on a Swiss mountain to tuneless music, I would switch over to some proper drama about housing estates and single mothers. Simon Beaufoy

Music Single Few Drama Dancers Television Would Some Minutes About Proper Over Occasionally Housing Mothers Up Bunch Mountain Child Yorkshire Movie Happen After Estates Village Bollywood Growing Growing Up Swiss Switch Watching

I don't know what Swiss musicians need to do to be heard beyond the borders of their own country. It was always clear to me that I belong everywhere, that music belongs everywhere. It simply never occurred to me that I had to limit myself to a country. Sophie Hunger

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