Rodney Dangerfield - I told my wife the truth....

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Rodney Dangerfield

American Comedian

Born: Nov 22, 1921

Died: Oct 5, 2004

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Truth, Me, Wife, Seeing, She, Psychiatrist, Then, Bartender, Her, Two

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