116 Roof Quotes for You to Enjoy

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. George Carlin

Funny You Soul Roof Stuck Up Die Goes Gets Your Belief

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. John F. Kennedy

Time Roof Sun Repair Shining

Rarely do members of the same family grow up under the same roof. Richard Bach

Family Roof Members Rarely Up Same Grow Grow Up

If you want to know how far gossip travels, do this - take a feather pillow up on a roof, slice it open, and let the feathers fly away on the wind. Then go and find every single feather and re-stuff the pillow. Rebecca Pidgeon

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God can be realized through all paths. All religions are true. The important thing is to reach the roof. You can reach it by stone stairs or by wooden stairs or by bamboo steps or by a rope. You can also climb up by a bamboo pole. Ramakrishna

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In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought... I must put a roof on this toilet. Les Dawson

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May none but honest and wise men ever rule under this roof. David McCullough

Wise Roof Men Rule Wise Men None May Ever Honest

Every chef I know, their cholesterol is through the roof. And mine's not so great. Anthony Bourdain

Great Roof Every Mine Through Know Chef Cholesterol

The roof might fall in; anything could happen. Dashiell Hammett

Roof Fall Could Happen Anything Might

Whenever I drive under a yellow light, I always kiss my finger and tap it on the roof of the car. Jared Padalecki

Light Roof Car Kiss Drive Finger Always Tap Yellow Whenever

When we read a story, we inhabit it. The covers of the book are like a roof and four walls. What is to happen next will take place within the four walls of the story. And this is possible because the story's voice makes everything its own. John Berger

I remember one parent-teacher conference at the lower school, and Barack went, and there were SWAT guys on top of the roof of the school. And Malia was like, 'Dad, really? Really? Do they really have to be up there?' And it's like, yeah, honey, they do. Michelle Obama

Remember School Roof Honey Top Guys Like Yeah Were Up Conference Barack Really Lower Dad

Our house was bombed, and the roof fell in. We were sitting under the stairs of the basement, and we were quite safe, but it brought home the realization. In two nights 400 people were killed in small town. Roger Bannister

I just like the idea of this creature or a being on the roof, you know? It's kind of spooky. Will Sergeant

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Going to the roof of the Empire State Building is pretty amazing for kids. Adam Scott

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I've sold my Mercedes and I'll be getting something electric. I work out of a thatch shed on the roof. Amala Paul

Work Roof Sold Out Something Mercedes Shed Getting Work Out Electric

I have three younger siblings, so the four of us were outside all the time after school playing games, making up games. My sister made up a game called 'roof ball.' We'd play that constantly. She always beat me in it, and it made me very mad. But we were outside all the time. Andrew Luck

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At times, I do Tabata, a high-intensity Japanese training regimen, in which I must do 20 seconds of a specific body part with 10 seconds of rest. This must be done eight times within four minutes. Your heart rate shoots through the roof, but you burn a lot of fat. Arjun Rampal

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I feel like it's the most unnatural thing for two humans, especially of the opposite sex, to live in harmony under one roof. You realize how different men and women are. Ashley Monroe

I played in Joe Louis in a playoff game. I played there when the roof caved in for half a season. The facility is great for basketball because it goes straight up, so you feel like the fans are on top of you. Bill Laimbeer

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