22 Spam Quotes for You to Enjoy

The difference between a stranger sending you a message that you might be interested in at a very low volume level, no repetition, just sending it to very few people, and that being done as spam - those things get close enough that you want to be careful never to filter out something that's legitimate. Bill Gates

You People Few Filter Enough Those Out Be Careful Something Never Volume Between Message Repetition Very Close Get Sending Few People Done Just Difference Being Legitimate Want Spam Being Done Interested Low Might Stranger Level Things Careful

I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively. Al Yankovic

Filter Pretty Learned How Effectively Spam Use

By the time we enter this work world and we're breadwinners, we enter a world that's just cluttered with spam, fake, digital friends, partisan media, ingenious identity thieves, world-class Ponzi schemers - a deception epidemic. Pamela Meyer

Work Time World Digital Thieves World-Class Enter Partisan Identity Fake Friends Just Deception Spam Ingenious Cluttered Epidemic Media By The Time

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting. Bill Gates

Funny Day Me Every Day Rich Every Everyone Out Would Would-Be E-Mail Exciting Almost Almost Everyone Like Were Debt Quick Offers Get Spam Much Help Who Uses Ton Receive

Natto, Japanese ferment bean paste, will never cross my lips again. Spam Musubi, on the other hand, is something I love. I used to have a roommate of Vietnamese descent, and he would eat it all the time. It looked gross, but I finally had it - wrapped in seaweed and rice - it was terrific. Adam Richman

Love Time Will Other Finally Would Wrapped Eat Cross Something Bean Never Had He Looked Terrific Ferment Hand Paste Lips Again Spam Japanese Rice Vietnamese Used Gross Descent Seaweed

My mother was making $135 a week, but she had resilience and imagination. She might take frozen vegetables, cook them with garlic, onion and Spam, and it would taste like a four-star dinner. Andre Dubus III

I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza. Art Donovan

Food Vegetables Eat Only Hot Hot Dogs Like Dogs Pizza Spam

No one bill will cure the problem of spam. It will take a combined effort of legislation, litigation, enforcement, customer education, and technology solutions. David Baker

Education Technology Problem Will Solutions Take No-One Combined Cure Effort Legislation Litigation Spam Customer Enforcement Bill

At school, I was brought up on revolting food - sausages, sausages and Spam - but at home, I had the most wonderful sponge puddings, which I don't indulge in very often now. David Blunkett

Food Home Wonderful School Brought Had Sponge Indulge Most Up Very Revolting Often Which Spam Now Sausages

Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a voter in your district is spam - that guy is pork. Roast pork unless he changes his point of view. Dick Morris

Communication Changes Unless District Guy Point Point Of View He Roast Voter His Getting Anybody Spam View Your Who Pork Thinks

This is like the telephone problem - no one wants to have the first one. But we are seeing a lot of people who want some sort of technology to solve the spam problem. Eric Allman

Technology People Problem First Telephone Solve Seeing Some No-One Like First One Sort Lot Want Wants Spam Who

Sometimes entire categories of craigslist are rendered nearly unusable by spam. Con artists prowl the listings, paying sellers with fake cashier's checks and luring buyers to share their credit card numbers. Gary Wolf

Sometimes Entire Share Con Categories Checks Rendered Fake Sellers Artists Spam Paying Credit Card Credit Card Nearly Buyers Numbers

The marooned friend is one of the best-known scams, principally because it's the one that dodges the spam filter most often. It comes from someone you know but often only tangentially. It's since become - hands down - one of my favourite scams. James Veitch

You Become Down Filter Scams Favourite Someone Only Since Know Most Principally Because Friend Hands Often Spam

I hate spam, and that's what happens when you let businesses onto the network. Jan Koum

You Hate Network Onto Happens Spam Businesses

The funniest thing is that now I know what reverse spam is. You know you get spam from people saying, 'Can you invest in this or that?' People are now e-mailing me saying, 'Oh my God, can I invest in your company?' It's a reverse solicitation of money. Jefferson Han

God Saying Me You People Money Funniest Thing Invest Know Reverse Get Oh Oh My God Spam Your Company Now Thing Funniest

The open web is full of spam, shady operators, and blatant falsehoods. Outside of a relatively small percentage of high quality sites, most of the web is chock full of popup ads and other interruptive come-ons. It's nearly impossible to find signal in that noise, and the web is in danger of being overrun by all that crap. John Battelle

Noise Quality Impossible Other Relatively Danger Signal High Find Web Shady Percentage Small High-Quality Ads Outside Open Blatant Most Overrun Falsehoods Sites Being Crap Spam Full Nearly

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. Johnny Carson

Life Marriage Big Spice Variety Spam

I use Spam Arrest because of the amount of junk mail I get. Any legitimate person who wants to send me a message has to jump through hoops before they can be added to my opt-in list. Kevin Mitnick

With Akismet there was an interesting dilemma. Is it for the good of the world Akismet being secret and being more effective against spammers, versus it being open and less effective? It seemed more people would be helped by blocking spam. Matt Mullenweg

What Alexander Graham Bell thought up occupied less space than a flower vase. Now it's so small that I have to search all my pockets to discover I've received a spam text. P. J. O'Rourke

Space Thought Flower Alexander Pockets Small Vase Occupied Discover Text Up Than Graham Spam Less Search Now Bell Received

MySpace is just spam central. I mean, every day I just get mail inviting me to gigs that are nowhere near Los Angeles! Curt Smith

Day Me Every Day Every Gigs Angeles Myspace Mail Inviting Los Los Angeles Get Just Central Spam Mean Near Nowhere

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