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Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson
American Comedian
Born: Oct 23, 1925
Died: Jan 23, 2005
Funny People Success Time Will You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. Johnny Carson
Health Food Day Man Smoking Sex Drinking Healthy Rich Gave He Know Himself Up Who Right
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. Johnny Carson
Success Work Health You Peace Happy Yourself Will Job Enjoy Possibly Physical Physical Health More Could Never Had Along Like Doing Continue Than Inner Inner Peace Imagined
People will pay more to be entertained than educated. Johnny Carson
People Will Pay Entertained More Educated Than
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. Johnny Carson
Happiness You Hurt Telling Having Drill Catch Him His Hand Dentist Then Your
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. Johnny Carson
Funny Nothing Kid Naive Sneak Behind Used Barn
Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?' Johnny Carson
Success Alone Time You Will Important Right Place Unless Right Time Neither Talent Most Make Important Question Ready Question Being The Most Important Place Your Right
When turkeys mate they think of swans. Johnny Carson
Turkeys Think Mate Swans
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. Johnny Carson
Freedom You Money Worrying About Only Gives The Only Thing Thing
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. Johnny Carson
Life Marriage Big Spice Variety Spam
I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive. Johnny Carson
You Woman Married Must Marvelous Know Inexpensive Been Years Very Same

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