51 Dentist Quotes for You to Enjoy

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. Rodney Dangerfield

Me Teeth Wear Brown He Tie Yellow Dentist Going

Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter. Carol Burnett

Funny Old Laughter Dare Harvey More Look Tim Doing Years Dentist Than Scream Anyone Which Sketch Conway

Often I hear people say they do not have time to read. That's absolute nonsense. In the one year during which I kept that kind of record, I read twenty-five books while waiting for people. In offices, applying for jobs, waiting to see a dentist, waiting in a restaurant for friends, many such places. Louis L'Amour

Time Waiting People Year Books Say Jobs Kind Restaurant See People Say Record Absolute Read Nonsense Hear Hear People Friends Dentist Offices Often Which While Places Many Twenty-Five Applying Kept

Some people can be president, some people can speak, some people, you know, anything that's positive, man - a dentist, a doctor. Just hang in there and never give up, and find out what is your talent. First you got to find your talent and just stick with your talent, and I guarantee you'll get there, man. Juicy J

Positive Never Give Up You Man People Doctor Speak Some People First President Out Find Some Give Never Talent Know Stick Got Up Dentist Get Hang Hang In There Just Anything Your Guarantee

I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist. Anna Deavere Smith

Doctors Am Dentist Fantastic Lucky

I think that for some time now I have been living with an anxiety which has had no tangible cause. It has been like having a toothache, without the conscientious dentist having been able to find anything wrong with the tooth or with the person as a whole. Ingmar Bergman

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I do all I can to maintain good health. I eat mostly plants, as Michael Pollan would say. I get a lot of exercise. I lead a purposeful daily life. I stay current with the dentist. I made the formative decision of where to live over thirty years ago when I settled in a 'main street' small town in upstate New York. James Howard Kunstler

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The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. Leonard Woolf

People Drill Most Intellect Dentist Grinding Painful

I would say 'competence' actually might be slightly more important than passion. I understand that it is important to feel strongly about things, but give me a competent dentist over a passionate dentist any day, if only because something about the phrase 'passionate dentist' is deeply unnerving. Alexandra Petri

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I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. Charles Nelson Reilly

Live Teeth Put Nails Dentist Third Set

My dad was an actor and a writer; my mum was a drama teacher. My grandma was an actress. My aunt is an actress. My granddad was a cameraman. They would've been surprised if I wanted to be a dentist or something like that. Charlie Rowe

Teacher Drama Something Writer Like Surprised Been Cameraman Aunt Dentist Wanted Grandma Dad Actor Actress Mum

When I play it I look out and see people hold on to each other and dance or just couples leaning into each other and kiss. And I'll go: 'You know, I could have worked hard at school and been a dentist. But I'm so glad I didn't.' Because when I look out and see that I feel like the Pied Piper of love. Chris Isaak

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I hate getting haircuts. It's like going to the damn dentist, man. John Daly

Man Hate Damn Haircuts Like Dentist Getting Going

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. Johnny Depp

Kind Postpone Trips Like Dentist Thing

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. Joseph Heller

Laughter Give Take Most Dentist Situations Zeal

When I was growing up, I dreamed about becoming a cowgirl, a detective, a spy, a great actress, or a ballerina. Not a dentist, like my father, or a homemaker, like my mother - and certainly not a writer, although I always loved to read. Judy Blume

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