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Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh
American Comedian
Born: May 29, 1975
Every Funny Love People Work You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, 'I'm just going to buy a house.' Daniel Tosh
Buy People Money Back Independent Independent Film Would Instead Nobody Most House Make Dumping Going Behind Just Decided Fun Film Watch
I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It's beyond my comprehension. Daniel Tosh
People Holding Slightly Puppets No Idea Comprehension Idea Weirdo Beyond Version Want Them Meaner Why Watch
I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. Daniel Tosh
Life Work Matter My Life Every Touring Am Lot Where As Far As Far Really Whole Every Night Night
I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not a huge fan of repeating jokes, and I don't really do any of my old material from old stand-up acts. Daniel Tosh
Jokes Old Able Never Excited Perform New Material Am New Material Repeating Huge Huge Fan Any Going Want Fan Really Act Acts
I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities. Daniel Tosh
Cleaning Every Enough Months Those Go Dentist Child Get Any Getting Six Worked Fortunate Treatments
I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It's really made the touring a lot less grueling. Daniel Tosh
Life Work Matter Made My Life Every Touring Am Lot Where As Far As Far Really Less Whole Grueling Every Night Night
It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they've been good to me. Daniel Tosh
Good Me People Comedy Way See More More People Hour Comedy Central Ultimate Been Pinnacle Central

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