Daniel Tosh quote

I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It's beyond my comprehension.
Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh
Born: May 29, 1975

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People, Holding, Slightly, Puppets, No Idea, Comprehension, Idea, Weirdo, Beyond, Version, Want, Them, Meaner, Why, Watch

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