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Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller
American Novelist
Born: May 1, 1923
Died: Dec 12, 1999
About Books Get Had He War
Related authors: Elie Wiesel Ernest Hemingway H. P. Lovecraft James Baldwin John Updike Leo Rosten Nathaniel Hawthorne Richard Bach
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it. Joseph Heller
Peace Earth Would Civilization Know End Mean
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. Joseph Heller
Good Injustice Bad Luck Simple Luck Way Destiny Bad Good Thing Call Accept Going Your Treachery Thing
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them. Joseph Heller
People Achieve Some People Mediocrity Some Born Thrust Them Mediocre
Every writer I know has trouble writing. Joseph Heller
Writing Trouble Every Writer Know
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. Joseph Heller
Laughter Give Take Most Dentist Situations Zeal
I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service. Joseph Heller
Service Myself Military Thoroughly Pretty Examined Had Discovered Unfit Military Service
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. Joseph Heller
You Enemy Matter Side He Get Going Anybody Which
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy. Joseph Heller
Crazy Country Every Think At Least One Scared Executive Least Going Going Crazy Who
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. Joseph Heller
Live Attempt Had He Forever Die Decided
When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as 'Catch-22' I'm tempted to reply, 'Who has?' Joseph Heller
Saying Good Tempted Something Catch-22 Read Reply Done Anything Who
Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about. Joseph Heller
Delay Worry Hungry Collected Joe About Finger Could He Put Alphabet Without Arranged His Diseases Any Lists Order Wanted Them Fatal
The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan. Joseph Heller
Will Plenty Administration Carter Along Come Reagan Were Villains
I think Haig will be foolish, but perhaps not quite as foolish as Kissinger was, because Haig doesn't have the education Kissinger had. Haig is a little more dangerous because, I fear, he believes what he says, whereas I never got that impression from Kissinger. Joseph Heller
Education Dangerous Fear Will Think Says More Kissinger Foolish Never Had He Perhaps Because Got Impression Quite Whereas Little Believes
I've adjusted to this, that my books are not going to get unanimously good reviews. Joseph Heller
Good Books Adjusted Unanimously Reviews Get Going

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