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I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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Al Yankovic
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Comedian
Born:
Oct 23
,
1959
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People are stubborn about what they perceive to be the right thing or the wrong thing, and it takes a long time to filter this human condition. There's a waiting period until people catch up. But if you have patience - which it takes when someone thinks differently from you - everybody always catches up. That patience is a wonderful virtue.
Johnny Mathis
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Waiting
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Wrong Thing
Filter
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Right Thing
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Stubborn
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I'm interested in memory because it's a filter through which we see our lives, and because it's foggy and obscure, the opportunities for self-deception are there. In the end, as a writer, I'm more interested in what people tell themselves happened rather than what actually happened.
Kazuo Ishiguro
Memory
People
Opportunities
Filter
Our
Our Lives
Tell
Foggy
See
Rather
More
Through
Obscure
Writer
Self-Deception
Because
End
Than
Happened
In The End
Which
Interested
Themselves
Lives
Actually
The difference between a stranger sending you a message that you might be interested in at a very low volume level, no repetition, just sending it to very few people, and that being done as spam - those things get close enough that you want to be careful never to filter out something that's legitimate.
Bill Gates
You
People
Few
Filter
Enough
Those
Out
Be Careful
Something
Never
Volume
Between
Message
Repetition
Very
Close
Get
Sending
Few People
Done
Just
Difference
Being
Legitimate
Want
Spam
Being Done
Interested
Low
Might
Stranger
Level
Things
Careful
I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
Al Yankovic
Filter
Pretty
Learned
How
Effectively
Spam
Use
You've got to go with what feels instinctive and true to your heart, and filter out all of the other stuff.
Alison Goldfrapp
You
Heart
Filter
Other
Out
True
Instinctive
Stuff
Feels
Got
Go
Your
You can't be all of the people you're influenced by, so you make your own filter and create your own beautiful, unique thing in the world. Soak up the world, man, and make something of your own.
CeeLo Green
Beautiful
You
Man
People
World
Own
Filter
Something
Make
Up
Influenced
Soak
Create
Your
Unique
Thing
People talk about balance. Balance is an awful measure of things because it implies a scale that inevitably tips. I like to look through the filter of, 'Is the life I'm leading consistent with my priorities?' For me, my family is the ultimate litmus test.
Ivanka Trump
Life
Family
Me
Balance
People
Filter
Consistent
Scale
About
Through
Leading
Implies
Like
Look
Talk
Because
Priorities
Inevitably
Test
Ultimate
Tips
Litmus
Litmus Test
Measure
Awful
Things
One thing you gotta know about me is I have absolutely no filter. I have no problem saying what the hell I think of someone.
Kobe Bryant
Saying
Me
You
Problem
Hell
Think
Filter
One Thing
About
Someone
No Problem
Absolutely
Know
Gotta
Thing
Safe drinking water isn't just something to worry about on your tropical vacation. U.S. tap water is ridden with arsenic, lead, and pharmaceutical drugs. In short: Get a filter.
Sara Gilbert
Water
Drinking
Filter
Worry
About
Something
Drinking Water
Tropical
Lead
Safe
Tap
Get
Short
Just
Just Something
Your
Ridden
Pharmaceutical
Vacation
I hope my pieces have an authenticity to them, but my job is to filter the world and tell a story, not to define and recreate exactly what's going on.
Abi Morgan
Hope
World
Job
Filter
Define
Tell
Exactly
Recreate
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Authenticity
Going
Story
Them
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