James Veitch Quotes

James Veitch
British Comedian
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Just remember: if ever you feel weighed down by the bureaucracy and often mundanity of modern life, don't fight the frustration. Let it be the catalyst for whimsy. James Veitch
Life You Fight Frustration Remember Down Weighed Catalyst Feel Bureaucracy Modern Often Just Modern Life Ever
The Internet gave us access to everything; but it also gave everything access to us. James Veitch
Internet Gave Everything Also Access Us
Most scams are absurd - so absurd that one wonders how anyone falls for them at all; yet if no one falls for them, how do the scammers make money? James Veitch
Money Scams No-One Absurd Most Make How Falls Wonders Anyone Them
I had an awkward moment when I got a phone call from the person pretending to be Winnie Mandela. 'Winnie' sounded about 12 years old, unfortunately - she'd probably been pushed to the telephone because she was the only one who spoke English. James Veitch
Phone Old Pretending Telephone Phone Call About Only Pushed Had Spoke She Call Because Got Been Years Person Mandela Unfortunately English Moment Who Awkward
Crazy stuff happens when you start replying to scam emails. It's really difficult, and I highly recommend we do it. James Veitch
Crazy You Difficult Emails Scam Recommend Highly Stuff Happens Really Start
A lot of people see scammers as, like, just one guy in a basement with his computer, but actually, I think it's probably almost kind of a call centre. James Veitch
People Think Kind See Guy Computer Almost Like Call His Lot Just Just One Centre Basement Actually
The marooned friend is one of the best-known scams, principally because it's the one that dodges the spam filter most often. It comes from someone you know but often only tangentially. It's since become - hands down - one of my favourite scams. James Veitch
You Become Down Filter Scams Favourite Someone Only Since Know Most Principally Because Friend Hands Often Spam
Don't get me wrong - I don't want to be mean to the scammers. There are lots of people online who do that. I'm content merely having fun inventing, and I figure any time they're spending with me is time in which they're not scamming vulnerable adults out of their savings. James Veitch
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I suspect I wasn't loved enough as a child. James Veitch
Enough Child Suspect Loved
My hobbies are playing piano and guitar, pining for girls, worrying about climate change, pining for girls, and the poetry of John Keats. James Veitch
Change Guitar Girl Worrying John About Poetry Piano Climate Climate Change Pining Hobbies Keats Playing
I do bits about dating but mainly about what I did and how incompetent I am, not any genuine people writing to me. James Veitch
Me People Writing Bits About Dating Mainly Genuine How Am Did Any Incompetent
You can succeed as a terrible director, but try doing that with stand-up: try being a terrible comedian and getting up on stage. The funny will win out very, very quickly. James Veitch
Funny You Director Win Try Will Stage Out Comedian Terrible Doing Up Very Quickly Getting Being Succeed
I went to see my mother the other day, and she told me this story that I'd completely forgotten about how, when we were driving together, she would pull the car over, and by the time she had gotten out of the car, and gone around the car to let me out of the car, I would have already gotten out of the car and pretended to have died. James Veitch
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People say we live in an age of information overload. Right? I don't know about that, but I just know that I get too many marketing emails. James Veitch
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