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Eddie Izzard Quotes
Eddie Izzard
British
Comedian
Born:
Feb 7
,
1962
Comedy
Great
People
Religion
Think
You
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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Eddie Izzard
Buy
Food
You
Cats
Pet
Go Away
Scam
Eat
Deal
Go
Going
Away
I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.
Eddie Izzard
Positive
People
Power
Believe
Something
Goodwill
Just
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Eddie Izzard
You
Seen
Never
Been
Acid
Ski
Elephant
I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
Eddie Izzard
Live
More
Die
Wanna
Less
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
Eddie Izzard
Music
Great
People
Singing
Others
Pretty
Written
Boy
Boy Bands
Bands
Just
Exploded
Height
Should
I use a Bruce Lee technique: 'The way of no way.' He had the idea that he would learn everything, so that whoever he had to fight, he could improvise anything. The best way of starting a gig is just to not think of anything - to clear your mind, not in an empty Zen state, but more just to go on and see where you go.
Eddie Izzard
Best
You
Fight
Mind
Improvise
Think
State
Everything
Way
Gig
Would
Best Way
See
Bruce
Bruce Lee
More
Could
Had
He
Clear
Idea
Learn
Empty
Go
Lee
Just
Where
Anything
Use
Your
Whoever
Zen
Technique
Starting
My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.
Eddie Izzard
Time
Good
Conversation
People
Big
Every
Say
Gig
People Say
Like
Quite
Just
Rehearsal
Each
Now
Each Time
I'm quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia - which may have some things wrong in it, but I think is generally more information than we had before. Last tour we didn't have Wikipedia. And then Discovery Channel and History Channel. I can take it in and retain what I think are the most important facts.
Eddie Izzard
Good
History
Important
Before
Think
Wikipedia
Channel
Some
Some Things
More
Take
Facts
Retain
Tour
Generally
Had
Wrong
Taking
Most
Discovery
Than
Quite
May
The Most Important
Information
Which
Then
Inhale
Things
Last
If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.
Eddie Izzard
Work
You
Creative
Same Thing
Feel
Get
Same
Going
Anything
Then
Play
Thing
Comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.
Eddie Izzard
Great
Comedy
Weapon
Attack
Support
I'm a one-man idiot.
Eddie Izzard
Idiot
One-Man
I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.
Eddie Izzard
Funny
Sometimes
Comedy
Deliver
Bottom
Bottom Line
Comedian
Because
Becomes
Line
Mixed
Up
Truthful
Get
Just
Mean
Notice
Acting
Even
Actor
Thing
MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
Eddie Izzard
Me
Police
Gave
Mac
Stealing
Got
How
Caught
Test
Ironic
Same
Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
Eddie Izzard
Animals
Think
Too
Wild
Lean
Should
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling.
Eddie Izzard
Religion
Words
Spelling
Philosophy
Both
Different
Which
Two
I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.
Eddie Izzard
Comedy
Wanted
Less
In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're just talking about what you think about X, Y and Z. Unless you've got a twin brother who's also a stand-up.
Eddie Izzard
You
Be Original
Yourself
Feelings
Own
Think
Unless
Brother
About
Fail
Talk
Also
Talking
Got
Just
Cannot
Really
Your
Original
Helps
Play
Twin
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