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Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism. George Washington

Patriotism Guard Pretended Against

At school I pretended I had a normal life, but I felt lonely all the time and different from everyone else. I never felt like I fit in, and I wasn't allowed to participate in after-school activities, go to sports events or parties or date boys. Many times I had to make up stories about why I couldn't do anything with my classmates. Joyce Meyer

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An open foe may prove a curse, but a pretended friend is worse. John Gay

Worse Foe Pretended Open Prove Friend May Curse

But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter. David Sedaris

Humorist Pretended Never Reporter

The pretended physical philosophy of modern days strips Man of all his moral attributes, or holds them of no account in the estimate of his origin and place in the created world. Adam Sedgwick

Man World Philosophy Strips Moral Pretended Physical Days Attributes His Account Modern Estimate Holds Place Them Created Origin

Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic. Andy Dick

I used to just daydream all the time about being in movies, from the age of, like, four onwards. I would sit down and watch movies with my father and my grandfather, and always pretended that I was in the stories. Aneurin Barnard

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I'm a musician. I'm not, like, a personality. I've never really pretended to perform that kind of function. Beck

Personality Musician Kind Pretended Never Perform Like Really Function

If I pretended to be confident all the time, that would just be a lie. Chris Gethard

Time Lie Just Be Would Pretended Confident Just

There are occasions when I've pretended to be in a firefight, and then there are people who have really been in a firefight. Clearly it's absolutely ridiculous, and even disrespectful, to suggest that I understand what that is. Christian Bale

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I've heard stories of people, even celebrities that have gone online, pretended to be someone they weren't, and conducted a 5-year friendship via e-mail. Then, they got married because they really love each other from all that communication. Diane Lane

I used to think that I could be successful if I pretended to be a 23-year-old black woman. I wanted to find a young black woman who would be willing to go in on this with me. I would write her novels, and then she would do the touring. I always thought I was too old and the wrong color. Edmund White

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I went to see my mother the other day, and she told me this story that I'd completely forgotten about how, when we were driving together, she would pull the car over, and by the time she had gotten out of the car, and gone around the car to let me out of the car, I would have already gotten out of the car and pretended to have died. James Veitch

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This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen. Jayma Mays

Morning Laughing Pretended Running Cat Like Up Happen Stairs Who

I never pretended to be a great actor. Joel McCrea

Great Pretended Never Actor Great Actor

'Memorial Day' is about 'spring break' girls-gone-wild culture which is the seedy underbelly of our American Puritanism, the inverse side of the coin. It's also about how we forcefully exported that culture and then pretended to not know what we were doing. Josh Fox

When it comes to romance, I believe in keeping it simple. With my last girlfriend, we were on our way to our favorite restaurant when I pretended that the car was crappin' out. I asked her to get out and check if smoke was coming from the exhaust. When she did, I popped the trunk and inside were six dozen roses and a stuffed bear. Justin Chon

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I lived in New York for seven years, although I was always in denial about it. Even though I had an apartment there, I always pretended I was just visiting. I do love New York. But I'm a Londoner at heart. Kate Moss

Love Heart Denial Seven Though Visiting Pretended About Had New Although Always Years York Just New York Apartment Even Lived

When I was a child, I pretended that I had my own cooking show. I would stand at the kitchen counter with an empty bowl and spoon and talk in a silly voice, explaining the concoction I was creating. Kimberly Schlapman

I was kind of ashamed of my bourgeois family as a teenager, I guess - I had dreadlocks, shopped in thrift stores and pretended I had no money. At that time, I would have spat on a girl who was buying Yves Saint Laurent. Lou Doillon

Time Family Money Girl Teenager Guess Kind Would Pretended Thrift Had Bourgeois Saint Stores Ashamed Who Buying

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