26 Judy Gold Quotes for You to Enjoy

Judy Gold

American Comedian

Born: Nov 15, 1962

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Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I'm a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking. Judy Gold

Love Food Cooking Hungarian Eastern Roast Also Course Because Making Noodles Lot Chicken Egg European Jew

I have decided now that my mother should be the GPS woman, don't you think? That would be fantastic: 'Make a left in 11 miles. Get over now - I want you to be prepared. Turn right on Elm Street, I want to see if Myrna Rosenblatt is still alive. Make your second left by the Dairy Queen. Don't go in, they're anti-Semitic.' Judy Gold

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To have a job making people laugh really is the greatest thing. Judy Gold

People Job Laugh Greatest Making Greatest Thing Really Thing

Over the years, things got so bad between my mother and I, we stopped talking to each other and started communicating by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator. Judy Gold

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I'm going to be a 'Chopped' champion. Judy Gold

Champion Going Chopped

People always think you have a lot of money when they see you on TV. Judy Gold

You People Money Think TV See Always Lot

Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh. Judy Gold

People Comedy Way Laugh Willing More Point Most Make Listen

As scary as it was being raised by one Jewish mother, I have to feel for my kids because they have two Jewish mothers. Judy Gold

Mother Kids Scary Feel Because Mothers Being Raised Two Jewish

I do believe that it's something that we don't talk about, but when there are clearly defined gender roles, it is much simpler. Because you don't have to think, which people apparently don't like to do. Judy Gold

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I'm not sure when exactly I knew I was funny, but I always knew I was different. I never had an 'edit' button and would say whatever came into my head. Most of the time, what came out of my mouth was the very thing everyone else was thinking - but too polite or afraid to verbalize. Judy Gold

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