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If people leave the house wanting to see a comedian, they want to see someone speak out for themselves and share true stories from their life. James Acaster

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I'm not a stand-up comedian; I'm not a satirist. James Corden

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You can succeed as a terrible director, but try doing that with stand-up: try being a terrible comedian and getting up on stage. The funny will win out very, very quickly. James Veitch

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Sometimes people say I'm a political comedian, which, actually I'm not. I'm a comedian who sometimes discusses politics, culture - again, the word 'politics' to me is just life. Janeane Garofalo

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In any character you do, especially something like 'Watchmen,' if you're gonna do this, you're gonna do this right. I'm fighting for the Comedian every step of the way; there's not even a question, Adrian is a scumbag. Jeffrey Dean Morgan

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I never really set out to be a comedian, but as a kid, I loved doing sketches and playing characters. And then a great friend kept telling me I should be a comedian, so I followed her advice and gave it a shot. Jerrod Carmichael

You spend so much time in the world of virtual that the actual - which nothing is more actual than stand-up - it's a painful experience for the audience, and the comedian a lot of time - we miss that. Jerry Seinfeld

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There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian. Jim Gaffigan

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I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent. Jim Gaffigan

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Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something. Joan Rivers

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I know who Dick Gregory is; I knew what his accomplishments are. I certainly knew him as a comedian and an activist. Joe Morton

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Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much. Joe Rogan

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To be a comedian, you gotta jokesmith, there's no way around it. John Leguizamo

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Theater people say you are either a comedian or a tragedian, and I'm a tragedian. And the vexing, dark characters, the ones where I don't understand their pain or their anguish, they are the characters that appeal to me. John Logan

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I have too many influences to name. I like a wide variety of stuff, which I think has been helpful. I liked every comedian I saw on TV growing up in the '80s. Every comedian. John Mulaney

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes. John Oliver

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