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Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr

American Actor

Born: Aug 23, 1970

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I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once. Jay Mohr

Mistake Made Think Once Only Yeah

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day. Jay Mohr

Teacher Day You Hung Tell Over Know How Movie

I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball. Jay Mohr

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks. Jay Mohr

Sell Your Team Sucks

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks. Jay Mohr

You Charge Know Your Team Sucks Seats

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it. Jay Mohr

Love Hate Enjoy Understand How Anyone Golf Much Less

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts. Jay Mohr

Football Contracts Pro Pro Football Unfortunately

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind. Jay Mohr

Sports Mind Everyone Come Likes Malcolm Malcolm X Gandhi

I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone. Jay Mohr

Love Home Business Everyone About Oddly Show Show Business Competitive

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