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Jay Mohr
Jay Mohr
American Actor
Born: Aug 23, 1970
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I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once. Jay Mohr
Mistake Made Think Once Only Yeah
You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day. Jay Mohr
Teacher Day You Hung Tell Over Know How Movie
But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it. Jay Mohr
You Timing Kind Would See Take Throws Like Comedian Off Then Stand Your Applause
If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks. Jay Mohr
Sell Your Team Sucks
If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks. Jay Mohr
You Charge Know Your Team Sucks Seats
I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it. Jay Mohr
Love Hate Enjoy Understand How Anyone Golf Much Less
Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts. Jay Mohr
Football Contracts Pro Pro Football Unfortunately
Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind. Jay Mohr
Sports Mind Everyone Come Likes Malcolm Malcolm X Gandhi
When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them. Jay Mohr
Endeavor Move On Progressing Else Something Something Else Move Human Stop Human Beings Golfers Them Beings Enjoying
Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players? Jay Mohr
Dress Dress-Up Only Like Up Managers Coaches Who Baseball Why Players
I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone. Jay Mohr
Love Home Business Everyone About Oddly Show Show Business Competitive

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