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John Mulaney
John Mulaney
American Comedian
Born: Aug 26, 1982
Always Funny Me People Think You
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You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term. John Mulaney
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You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit. John Mulaney
You Side Sides See More Both Both Sides Pick Stick Always Commit Story Eventually
Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that's awesome. John Mulaney
Funny First Awesome Point Want Things
I never knew you were supposed to push off of your feet when you walked. And I tried it, and I walked much faster. John Mulaney
You Faster Tried Push Never Knew Feet Supposed Were Off Walked Much Your
My childhood was completely dominated by Bill Clinton and the OJ trial. I don't think we had a family dinner where one didn't come up. John Mulaney
Family Dinner Think Trial Had Come Clinton Up Dominated Childhood Where Bill Bill Clinton
As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert when I was little, but I don't know, I just got quieter... With my friends, I was still an extrovert. John Mulaney
School Extrovert High High School More Know Inward Got Real Still Friends Quieter Just After Puberty Little
I don't make plans anymore. So I'm not living minute to minute. John Mulaney
Living Minute Make Anymore Plans
My dad is and was very funny and had a really dry sense of humor, which, as a kid, seemed un-fun. But in retrospect, it's kind of hilarious. John Mulaney
Funny Sense Of Humor Humor Hilarious Sense Kid Kind Seemed Had Retrospect Dry Very Which Really Dad
I have found that people who really want to work at 'Saturday Night Live' and pursue it get pretty close. You have to be funny - but everyone who works there, it was their dream to work there. So it's kind of nice in that way - there's a lot of people who say, 'I just always wanted to do this, and now I'm doing it.' John Mulaney
Work Funny You People Nice Live Everyone Way Say Kind Dream Pretty Pursue Always Doing Lot Close Get Just Want Wanted Really Who Works Found Now Saturday Saturday Night Saturday Night Live Night
When you have something that you did so many jobs on and were so front and center on, and then people dislike it, you want to learn lessons from it, and you want to move on, and you want to move on too fast. John Mulaney
You People Move On Too Jobs Something Learn Were Did Front Move Want Center Dislike Then Many Lessons Fast
I've seen most of the major, important shows, but I watch them all at once, like movies, so my TV relationships are still with shows like 'Law And Order: SVU,' 'Shark Tank,' and HGTV. John Mulaney
Law Seen Important Relationships Once TV Law And Order Shark Major Like Most Still Tank Order Movies Them Shows Watch
I have too many influences to name. I like a wide variety of stuff, which I think has been helpful. I liked every comedian I saw on TV growing up in the '80s. Every comedian. John Mulaney
Every Think Too Saw Has-Been TV Variety Stuff Name Like Comedian Liked Been Up Influences Which Helpful Many Growing Growing Up Wide Wide Variety
I'm pretty self-critical about everything I've ever done: stand-up, 'SNL.' John Mulaney
Everything Pretty About Self-Critical SNL Done Ever
Most open-mic experiences I had were okay. John Mulaney
Okay Had Most Were Experiences

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