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Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
American Comedian
Born: Aug 11, 1967
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Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it? Joe Rogan
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I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible. Joe Rogan
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The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. Joe Rogan
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No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of physical stress and violence in them. We're designed to run from jaguars and fight to defend our territory. Joe Rogan
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Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic. Joe Rogan
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The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own. Joe Rogan
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I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else. Joe Rogan
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When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago. Joe Rogan
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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. Joe Rogan
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After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird. Joe Rogan
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To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me. Joe Rogan
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I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me. Joe Rogan
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If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time. Joe Rogan
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It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in. Joe Rogan
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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do. Joe Rogan
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Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of uncensored American stand-up is clearly Lenny Bruce. Joe Rogan
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Stand-up is still my favorite, but the podcast is a close second. It's so fun, and it's given me the opportunity to have three-hour conversations with people I wouldn't have otherwise been able to talk to. When I talked to Maynard Keenan from Tool, I almost couldn't believe it was happening. Joe Rogan
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Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out. Joe Rogan
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Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD. Joe Rogan
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Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title. Joe Rogan
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Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that. Joe Rogan
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I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion. Joe Rogan
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I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with. Joe Rogan
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I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way. Joe Rogan
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It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. Joe Rogan
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Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much. Joe Rogan
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