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Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalo
American Comedian
Born: Sep 28, 1964
Good Me People Think Work You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
Let's put it this way: I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours. I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why, exactly. Janeane Garofalo
Work Good Relationship You Entertainment Long Good Work Everything Way Tell Exactly Seems Casual No-One Put Takes Like Hours Understand Real Forever Work Ethic Ethic Why
When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.' Janeane Garofalo
God Me You See Insulting Go American Flag Oh Oh My God American Flag
The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. Janeane Garofalo
Half Tooth Glass Empty Always Lip Cracked Just Cut
I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun. Janeane Garofalo
Time Problem Negative Naked Run Only Only Time Through Attention Most Handgun Anything Streets
Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking. Janeane Garofalo
Age Men Looking Allowed Weight Quirky Gain Gain Weight
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't. Janeane Garofalo
Funny Politics Wish Funny Things Say About Did Really Things
German accents and Hassidic accents aren't that romantic. They're more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There's this beautiful woman I know who speaks Hebrew, and when she speaks, it's so attractive. Maybe it's who's speaking it. Janeane Garofalo
Beautiful Woman People Beautiful Woman Harsh More Spoken Know Attractive She Accents Although Sounds German Maybe Romantic Hebrew Certain Speaking Speaks Who
The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl. Janeane Garofalo
Skin Term Makes Celebrity Crawl
I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal. Janeane Garofalo
Absolutely Ideal Spokesperson Celebrity Realize
Is being an idiot like being high all the time? Janeane Garofalo
Time Idiot High Like Being
When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement. Janeane Garofalo
Peace World Better Right-Wing Superpower Better Off Off Trying Movement Communist Peace Movement Media Marginalize
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. Janeane Garofalo
Funny Class People Will Clown Considered Class Clown Never Attest Know Because How Been Happened Room Actually
Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area. Janeane Garofalo
Conflict Area Geopolitical Sake Iraq Dominance
The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off. Janeane Garofalo
World Better Would Would-Be Superpower Superpowers Better Off Off Communist USSR Multiple
I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast - especially Dave Foley - so I think I did a terrible job. Janeane Garofalo
Job Nervous Think Cast Dave Failed Caliber Terrible Because Very Did
I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick. I think I got lucky, briefly, in the '90s, and it just so happened that those movies were the opportunities that came my way. Then it just kind of stopped. Janeane Garofalo
Me Opportunities Lost Think Way Those Kind Pretty Fact Got Came Were Quick Trying Just Stopped In Fact Just Kind Anything Happened Interest Movies Hollywood Then Lucky
It's been hard in entertainment as a 45-year-old woman to find jobs. They get fewer and far between if you're older, unless you're one of the few lucky ones who work constantly, like Meryl Streep. Janeane Garofalo
Work You Entertainment Woman Few Older Unless Jobs Find Constantly Between Like Meryl Meryl Streep Been Get Fewer Far Hard Who Lucky
You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.' Janeane Garofalo
Hope Good You Yourself People Opportunity Good Job Job About Yeah Go Oh Just Forgot Oh Yeah Then Her Need
You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative. Janeane Garofalo
Good You Woman Conservative Botox Had Know Obviously Does Very Who
Also, as I've gotten older and more mature, I've become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing stand-up, that's reflected onstage. Janeane Garofalo
Become Own Skin Older My Own More Onstage Also Comfortable Gotten Doing Years Reflected Mature After Much
I'm grateful for any opportunity to act. Janeane Garofalo
Grateful Opportunity Any Act
Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film. Janeane Garofalo
Generation Women Comedy Face Changed City Part SNL Sitcoms Tina Tina Fey Fey Who Film Second Second City
I do not enjoy when people don't like me. Janeane Garofalo
Me People Enjoy Like
I'm not a disciplined writer. Janeane Garofalo
Writer Disciplined
I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook. Janeane Garofalo
Admit Something Know Mostly Get Ashamed Much Cook
I've seen other comics, with great pleasure, watching their own specials, and I don't know how or why they do it. Janeane Garofalo
Great Seen Own Other Pleasure Great Pleasure Know How Comics Why Watching
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