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I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.

Janeane Garofalo

Janeane Garofalo

Janeane Garofalo

American Comedian

Born: Sep 28, 1964

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Time, Problem, Negative, Naked, Run, Only, Only Time, Through, Attention, Most, Handgun, Anything, Streets

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