Diapers Quotes

I don't believe in that kind of American John Wayne individualism where people pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Someone changed your diapers. And if that's the case, you ain't self-made. Michael Eric Dyson
You People Believe Changed Wayne Kind Bootstraps John Case Someone John Wayne Individualism Self-Made Diapers Up American Where Themselves Your Pull
No one likes change but babies in diapers. Barbara Johnson
Change Babies No-One Likes Diapers
Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces. Amy Poehler
Funny You Yourself Remember Drive Doubt Kid Faces Put Name Feet Reach Until Make Always Diapers When In Doubt Where Size Use Your Right
Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened to me. Andrew Lincoln
Me Changing Most Diapers Happened Ever Things Leveling
When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I've got $26 left. Ang Lee
Life Buy Son Money Try My Life Our Those Collect Some Point Hospital Had Got Diapers Left Get Bank Just Screen Scripts Sent Them Lowest Second
Bryan and I plan to use reusable diapers. There are a lot more options than before. We know it won't be as convenient, but we want to do it to help the planet. Brie Bella
Before More Bryan Know Diapers Lot Than Options Convenient Want Plan Planet Use Help
When you become a parent, you start loving diapers. Chance The Rapper
You Become Parent Diapers Loving Start
With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all. Esther Williams
Life Simple Had Boy Were Diapers Going Little Keep Two
Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool. Felix Baumgartner
Heroes Wear Diapers Just Cool
To me, full-time mothering felt like way too much and yet not nearly enough. Lost in a landslide of diapers, birthday parties, and others' needs, I ached to reestablish myself. Glennon Doyle Melton
Myself Needs Birthday Me Too Much Lost Too Enough Others Way Like Parties Felt Diapers Much Landslide Full-Time Nearly
I have videos of me playing basketball in diapers. Jahlil Okafor
Me Videos Diapers Playing Basketball
Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something. Joan Rivers
Day Angry Me You Age Hate Little Things Unhappy To Be Honest Gone Every Think Furious Libraries Able Born About Something Shallow Tend Open Comedian Know Makes Diapers Very Being Children Anymore Packages Little Planes Things Honest
I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me. Kent McCord
Work Me Met Pay Extra Baby Married Could Proposed Had Became Diapers Lot Engaged Her
No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night! Lauren Hutton
Work Love You Change More Feed Got Diapers Child Any Children To Love Night Raising Raising Children
I don't know that I'm going to entirely do cloth diapers. I'd like to be ambitious about it, but in all honesty, I can't say that I will. Lisa Ling
Honesty Will Say About Entirely Like Know Diapers Ambitious Going Cloth
I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window of time to myself. Marcia Cross
Time Myself You Change Pump Tell Window Exciting Feed Diapers Tiny Then Really Routine
I first went to Cambodia in 2002, primarily, as it turned out, to change diapers. My wife had work in Phnom Penh, and thus left with her driver and translator early each morning and returned later each night, while I took care of our firstborn son, who was 2 at the time. Michael Paterniti
Work Time Morning Change Son Care Wife First Took Our Later Out Driver Had Primarily Thus Returned Cambodia Diapers Left While Turned Translator Who Each Each Morning Each Night Her Early Night
Real men change diapers! Nick Cannon
Change Men Real Diapers
Early childhood offerings vary, but everywhere in Europe and in Canada, they're far more generous than in the United States. Ukrainian dads may not change enough diapers, but their government offers paid maternity leave; practically free preschool; and per-baby payments equivalent to eight months of an average salary. Pamela Druckerman
Government Change Free Enough Months Everywhere States Ukrainian More Vary Generous Practically Equivalent Leave Maternity Salary Diapers Than Canada Offers May Childhood Eight Far Average Paid Payments Europe Dads United United States Preschool Early Early Childhood
I knew Roman Reigns when he used to come into the locker room with his father, holding his father's hand, barely out of diapers. And I don't say that as an ironic statement... I mean it sincerely. Paul Heyman
Father Holding Statement Say Locker Locker Room Out He Knew Sincerely Come His Diapers Hand Ironic Roman Mean Room Barely Used Reigns
American women are so fortunate. When I got married, all I wanted in the world was a dryer so I didn't have to hang up my diapers. And now women have paper diapers and all sorts of conveniences in the home. And it is the man and the technology that has made the home such a pleasant place for women to be. Phyllis Schlafly
Home Technology Man Women World Made Pleasant Paper Married Sort Dryer Got Diapers Women Are Up American Hang Wanted Place Fortunate American Women Now
I'm pretty sure that changing diapers of all sizes isn't the kind of women's work Betty Friedan had in mind, nor Linda Hirshman. Sandra Tsing Loh
Work Women Mind Changing Kind Pretty Had Betty Sure Linda Nor Diapers Sizes
This paradox of vision - the genius of youthful ignorance - is nothing new. Had Bill Gates not been in diapers in the early days of computer software, he might have understood that there could never be a market for consumer software - but the 19-year-old Gates went ahead and cofounded Microsoft. Steven Levy
Ignorance Genius Vision Nothing Software Market Paradox Could Computer Consumer Never Had He New Days Understood Been Diapers Microsoft Might Nothing New Bill Bill Gates Youthful Early Early Days Gates
Funny how words in one language get used in another language. For example, 'scotch' in Russian is tape and 'pampers' means diapers. Sunita Williams
Funny Words Language Example Russian For Example Another How Diapers Tape Scotch Get Means Used
Literally, over a weekend, Friday to Monday, I went from a C.I.A. officer to changing diapers and putting the kid in a Bjorn and going to the playground and hanging out with all the nannies. I was the only dad - everyone kind of gave me strange looks because of our sexist society. Tom King
Me Strange Monday Society Changing Gave Everyone Our Kid Out Kind Sexist Only Weekend Putting Over Looks Because Diapers Friday Officer Going Hanging Literally Dad Playground
My dad left when I was young. I didn't have a dad. I'm part of that divorced generation and didn't want to do that to my kids, so I took a year off and became a full-time dad, changed diapers and all that while my wife worked. Tom King
Generation Wife Year Young Changed Took Kids Part Divorced Became Diapers Off Left Want While Worked Full-Time Dad
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