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Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan
American Comedian
Born: Jul 7, 1966
About Food Me People Think You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. Jim Gaffigan
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Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently don't like change and criticism become writers, actors, or comedians? There's something about this process. I joke about it: My kids have made me a better person, and I only need, like, 34 more of them to be a really good guy. Jim Gaffigan
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I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan. Jim Gaffigan
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I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere. Jim Gaffigan
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I just want to be known as funny. Jim Gaffigan
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Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. Jim Gaffigan
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There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian. Jim Gaffigan
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I was the youngest of six kids, so yeah, feeding myself was important, but it's not like I was obsessed with food growing up. Jim Gaffigan
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Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby. Jim Gaffigan
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I don't know, I find that honestly, the stand-up thing in some ways is a little bit of a cliche to carry around, because people don't consider stand-ups really actors. Jim Gaffigan
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There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think. Jim Gaffigan
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I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent. Jim Gaffigan
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I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives. Jim Gaffigan
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I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover. Jim Gaffigan
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I've always wanted to be an actor. I've never planned on the acting and the stand-up feeding each other; they've always been separate desires. Jim Gaffigan
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