Quotesia
Home
Authors
Popular authors
Leo Rosten
Arthur Schopenhauer
Georg C. Lichtenberg
Tennessee Williams
Francis Bacon
Walter Scott
All authors
Today's birthdays
1887 - Marianne Moore
1919 - Joseph Wapner
1738 - William Herschel
1983 - Sophia Di Martino
1985 - Jeffree Star
1932 - Petula Clark
Today's birthdays
Popular professions
Saint
Aviator
Businessman
Philosopher
Businesswoman
Psychologist
All professions
Authors by letter
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
All authors
Topics
Top Quotes
Quotesia
Jim Gaffigan Quotes
Jim Gaffigan quote
Jim Gaffigan quote
Previous quote
I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives.
Jim Gaffigan
Facebook
Twitter
Vkontakte
Tumblr
Reddit
Jim Gaffigan
American
Comedian
Born:
Jul 7
,
1966
Topics
Conservatives
,
Silly
,
Eccentric
,
Guy
,
Observational
,
Off
,
Frighten
,
Social
,
Gonna
Links
Cite this page:
Citation
Related Authors
George Carlin
,
Groucho Marx
,
Milton Berle
,
Mitch Hedberg
,
Robin Williams
,
Rodney Dangerfield
,
Steven Wright
,
W. C. Fields
Jim Gaffigan: Quality Time
on Amazon
Buy now
Quotes To Explore
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
John Stuart Mill
People
Conservative
Stupid
Conservatives
True
Most
Stupid People
Although
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
John Stuart Mill
Politics
People
Stupid
Conservatives
Most
Stupid People
Necessarily
Somehow liberals have been unable to acquire from life what conservatives seem to be endowed with at birth: namely, a healthy skepticism of the powers of government agencies to do good.
Daniel Patrick Moynihan
Life
Government
Good
Healthy
Birth
Conservatives
Liberals
Unable
Seem
Somehow
Namely
Powers
Government Agencies
Been
Endowed
Skepticism
Acquire
Agencies
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
Mort Sahl
Conservatives
Everything
Liberals
Possessions
Feel
Unworthy
Stolen
Deserve
I don't trust liberals, I trust conservatives.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Trust
Conservatives
Liberals
One of the most pervasive political visions of our time is the vision of liberals as compassionate and conservatives as less caring.
Thomas Sowell
Time
Vision
Political
Conservatives
Caring
Our
Liberals
Our Time
Visions
Most
Pervasive
Less
Compassionate
It's not that conservatives don't care. We do. We just have different answers than liberals do. It's a difference of the mind, not of the heart.
Tom Selleck
Heart
Care
Mind
Conservatives
Liberals
Answers
Than
dont Care
Just
Difference
Different
Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid.
P. J. O'Rourke
Happy
Will
Stupid
Rich
Live
Everybody
Conservatives
Everything
Liberals
Insane
Laws
Never
Proposing
Perfectly
Ideas
Make
Always
Forever
Us
Right
Conservatives understand that the power that binds our republic together is fierce independence held high on the shoulders of compassion.
Allen West
Together
Compassion
Independence
Power
Conservatives
Our
High
Understand
Republic
Fierce
Held
Shoulders
Binds
People ask how I can be a conservative and still want higher taxes. It makes my head spin, and I guess it shows how old I am. But I thought that conservatives were supposed to like balanced budgets. I thought it was the conservative position to not leave heavy indebtedness to our grandchildren.
Ben Stein
People
Conservative
Old
Thought
Conservatives
Guess
Our
Spin
Higher
Higher Taxes
Head
Like
Supposed
Budgets
Balanced
Makes
How
Am
Still
Leave
Were
Heavy
Want
Grandchildren
Taxes
Ask
Shows
Position
More quotes?
Try another of these similiar topics.
Conservatives
Silly
Eccentric
Guy