524 Fat Quotes for You to Enjoy

Little white lies are part of everyday life. If you're in court being charged with a felony, you're probably going to be tempted to lie. Or if your girlfriend asks you if the sweater she is wearing makes her look fat; you're going to lie because you love that person. There are different reasons and justifications to lie; it's human nature. Monica Raymund

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A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts. St. Jerome

Thoughts Fine Never Stomach Breeds Fat

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. Benjamin Franklin

Old Mind Guess Being Much Fat

Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating. Jack LaLanne

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For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza! Jay Leno

If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western, and you've got your Red Lobster where you eat. Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude - it's not a holiday programme, it's the truth. Jeremy Clarkson

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. Satchel Paige

You Bat Part Ball Gotta Off Keep Fat

The truth is what facts are. I like facts. I like things to line up and be clear, and when we are honest and true about things, it helps things to make sense, and it cuts out a lot of the fat that gets in the way and causes for the misunderstandings that I believe lead to violence and... dysfunction, etc. Amanda Seales

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I'm tall, fat, rather bald, red-faced, double-chinned, black-haired, have a deep voice, and wear glasses for reading. C. S. Lewis

Glasses Reading Wear Rather Voice Bald Tall Deep Fat

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. Dave Barry

Bag French Crawling Fat

A boot-camp class that combines upper- and lower-body moves - like walking lunges and push-ups - gets the heart rate up quickly, burning fat and calories and toning muscles in a time-efficient way. David Kirsch

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I was just so sick. I thought that orange juice was going to make me fat. Demi Lovato

Me Thought Sick Make Juice Orange Going Just Fat

It's not about being thin, it's about being healthy. And when you are a child you like to eat all these unhealthy things like chocolate and sweets. Oh my God. I love strawberries dipped in chocolate and Lion bars and Toffee Crisps - and as you grow up, you have to learn that those things are only good in moderation or you will become very fat. Dionne Bromfield

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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. Erma Bombeck

You Because Go Friend Diet Fat

I've had all that you could ask for. The fat lady has sung, and there's a standing ovation. Flip Wilson

You Sung Could Had Ovation Lady Ask Standing Fat

A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit. George Herbert

Legal Better Lawsuit Compromise Lean Than Fat

I put on the fat suit and went outside and walked around. I was really nervous about being found out, but nobody would even make eye contact with me. It really upset me. Gwyneth Paltrow

I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person. Jo Brand

Mirror Must Sees Looks Anorexic Because Person Fat

The only things that smell good are fat and sugar. Tofu being boiled doesn't smell good. Anything that smells good is fattening. John Madden

Good Smell Sugar Fattening Only Smells Being Anything Things Fat

The '60s aren't over; they won't be over until the Fat Lady gets high. Ken Kesey

High Over Until Gets Lady Fat

From a young age, I understood the idea of balanced flavor - the reason you put ketchup on a hamburger. I was that kid who wouldn't eat something if there was something missing. I never really understood it until I began cooking professionally, balancing acids, sweets, spicy flavors and fat. Michael Mina

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I think cooking is really key because it's the only way you're going to take back control of your diet from the corporations who want to cook for us. The fact is, so far, corporations don't cook that well. They tend to use too much salt, fat, and sugar - much more than you would ever use at home. Michael Pollan

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What's revolting is the body-positivity movement. What's revolting is this idea now that you can tell women they'll be happy and healthy at any size. Why? Because it tells women that you can be fat, and you can be unattractive, and you can be happy anyway. That's a lie. Milo Yiannopoulos

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