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Flip Wilson

Flip Wilson

American Comedian

Born: Dec 8, 1933

Died: Nov 25, 1998

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If I could marry my motorcycle, I'd roll her right up to the altar. Flip Wilson

Motorcycle Marry Could Altar Up Roll If I Could Her Right

When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not. Flip Wilson

You Hot

The devil made me do it. Flip Wilson

Me Made Devil

Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out. Flip Wilson

Out Road Because Order Laid

Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead. Flip Wilson

Funny Humor Earnest Only Dead The Only Thing Fun Thing Things

I've had all that you could ask for. The fat lady has sung, and there's a standing ovation. Flip Wilson

You Sung Could Had Ovation Lady Ask Standing Fat

The secret of my success with Geraldine is that she's not a putdown of women. She's smart, she's trustful, she's loyal, she's sassy. Flip Wilson

Success Women Smart Secret She The Secret Of Loyal Sassy

I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it. Flip Wilson

Year Damn More Ratings Could Equal Times Than Get Any Want Season Twice Four Last Number Last Year

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine. Flip Wilson

Funny Slip Fine Point Main Message

I accomplished what I set out to do. I wanted the whole cookie, and I got it. Now I want to spend more time with my children - make sure they don't go through what I did. Flip Wilson

Time Spend Out More Through Make Sure Got Go Accomplished Did Children Want Wanted Cookie Whole Now Set

Variety shows didn't disappear; it was the caliber of the artists, the classic vaudevillians that have passed on. They are gone, so there's a different caliber performer that's come along that hasn't had the time to work in the small clubs and get the experience. Flip Wilson

Work Time Experience Gone Classic Small Variety Had Disappear Performer Along Come Caliber Passed Get Artists Different Clubs Shows

After having seen the job done on that first show of mine, I realized that I felt like I wanted to work again for a short while. Two, three years, then stop. Flip Wilson

I told CBS, 'My career is going down the toilet, and you're pulling the chain.' Flip Wilson

You Down Going Toilet Chain Career Pulling

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