45 Cookie Quotes for You to Enjoy

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. Suze Orman

People Eat Learn Got Diet Jar Cookie Cookies

The three-year-old who lies about taking a cookie isn't really a liar after all. He simply can't control his impulses. He then convinces himself of a new truth and, eager for your approval, reports the version that he knows will make you happy. Cathy Rindner Tempelsman

Truth You Happy Liar Will Control Approval Lies About He Simply Taking New Make Himself Knows His Version Reports New Truth Impulses After Then Really Your Cookie Who Eager

I have a horrible sweet tooth. It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I take it out and eat it? Hoda Kotb

Sweet Garbage Otherwise Tooth Out Eat Horrible Cascade Point Throw Take Gotten Where Sweet Tooth Cookie Why

I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream gum. Rachel G. Fox

Me Carry Gum Mint Purse Never Piece Always iPhone Ice Ice Cream Chip Chocolate Cream Dough Cookie Credit Card Credit Card

When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies. Amy Sedaris

I think maybe the only time I think of being a woman... is being on the road and making sure my musicians are fed and they sleep. 'Are you OK? Do you need some water? Are you hungry? Can I get you a cookie?' I'm not sure all the men bandleaders do that. Anat Cohen

Some great soups are filling and warm. So, at the four o'clock hour, when people are craving caffeine and a cookie, soup is a really great option because it fills you up and feels like a meal, so it can keep you going until dinner, but it's not hugely caloric. Anna Kaiser

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If the interview was done in the studio, Frank McGee would automatically do it. But if I went out and got it, then the interview was mine. So I was considered a pushy cookie, because I would get the interview. Barbara Walters

Interview Considered Mine Frank Out Would Pushy Studio Because Got Get Done Automatically Then Cookie

I'm passionate about anything I align myself with. You want to talk about chocolate chip cookies? I'm not going to open a chocolate chip cookie store, but I will talk your ear off about it. Blake Lively

Myself You Will Align About Open Talk Passionate Off Going Store Want Anything Chip Chocolate Your Cookie Cookies Ear

I don't hate oatmeal raisin, but it is the worst cookie. Profoundly disappointing. Brett Gelman

Hate Worst Oatmeal Disappointing Cookie Profoundly Raisin

I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed. Carrie Fisher

Me Gave Out No Idea Had Idea She Prior Existed Oprah Oprah Winfrey Did Jar Show Cookie Even Found

Whether I'm making a gluten-free cookie or a lactose-free milkshake, my end goal is always to make it so awesome, clever, and creative that you'll want to indulge whether you have a sensitivity, dietary nuance, or don't. Christina Tosi

You Creative Clever Awesome Indulge Make Always Making Goal End Dietary Want Whether Sensitivity Cookie Nuance

My dad is amazing: he taught me everything I know about sales. He volunteered to be the Girl Scout cookie mom and gave everybody sales quotas, and basically, every girl went home crying because he was super intense. Elizabeth Chambers

I was really freaked out when I heard that Cookie Monster was going to be changed to Veggie Monster, but that turned out to be a lie. Elizabeth Meriwether

Lie Changed Monster Out Freaked Heard Going Turned Really Cookie

There is so much talent in British fashion: a real cookie jar of different aesthetics with designers like Mary Katrantzou, Erdem, Christopher Kane, J. W. Anderson, and Simone Rocha. Emilia Wickstead

Fashion Christopher Anderson Mary Talent Like Real Aesthetic Different Jar Kane Much Cookie Designers British

Every time you have a carrot instead of a cookie, every time you go to the gym instead of going to the movies, that's a costly investment in your health. But how much you want to invest is going to depend on how much longer you expect to live in the future, even if you don't make those investments. Emily Oster

Future Time Health You Depend Live Every Every Time Those Carrot Costly Gym Invest Investment Investments Instead Longer Make How How Much Go Expect Going Want Movies Much Your Cookie Even

I accomplished what I set out to do. I wanted the whole cookie, and I got it. Now I want to spend more time with my children - make sure they don't go through what I did. Flip Wilson

Time Spend Out More Through Make Sure Got Go Accomplished Did Children Want Wanted Cookie Whole Now Set

When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie. Homaro Cantu

Think Dessert Desserts Classic Tend Pie Most However American Ice Ice Cream Chip Might Chocolate Cream Cookie Apple Apple Pie Imagine

It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands out of the cookie jar of Social Security. Now to stop this I propose that in the future that Congress cannot get its hands on the money in the first place. Jeff Miller

Future Money Discipline First Congress Secret Our Out Security Propose Had First Place Get Hands Hands-On Stop Cannot Place Social Jar Cookie Many Social Security Keep Now Here

I wake at 5 or 5:30 most mornings, make myself a latte and grab a cookie, write until 10 or 11, go have my favorite meal, 'second breakfast,' or grab coffee with friends, or play basketball. Then, around noon, I begin apologizing via email for the manuscripts I can't get to. Jess Walter

Myself Coffee Breakfast Meal Email Favorite Write Mornings Most Until Make Around Go Noon Wake Friends Grab Begin Get Via Then Apologizing Cookie Manuscripts Play Play Basketball Second Basketball

I think the lies I make the most are in regards to my hopes and intentions for myself. As for lies I tell other people - I will certainly tell lies. When somebody is very ill and looks awful, and you tell them they look nice. Or if you just ate the last cookie, if someone asked me if I ate the last cookie, I would definitely lie about that. Jesse Ball

Myself Me You Lie People Will Somebody Nice Think Other Definitely Tell Ate Would Hopes Lies About Someone Look Most Looks Make Very Just Intentions Regards Them Asked Certainly Cookie Ill Awful Last

Elon Musk is a cool cookie. John Collison

Elon Musk Cookie Cool

Like all actors, after every job, I think, 'Well, that's the last one, and I'd better think about doing something else.' But I've been so very lucky, and I've managed to keep going for a long time. It's just the way the cookie crumbles, and it's crumbled pretty well for me. I appreciate it, and I realise how lucky I am. June Whitfield

Time Me Better Job Long Long Time Every Think Else Way Pretty About Something Something Else Crumble Like Well How Am Doing Been Very Going Just After Realise Cookie Lucky Keep Keep Going Actor Last Appreciate

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