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Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris
American Actress
Born: Mar 29, 1961
Always Like Me People Think You
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My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. Amy Sedaris
Mom You Later Say Easter Cheaper Stuff Because Greek Get Then Used
I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life. Amy Sedaris
Life Rest My Life Easter Always Bunny Wanted Rabbit
I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me. Amy Sedaris
Me You Walk Rather Perfect Part Leave Where Room
I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there. Amy Sedaris
Hate People Pretty Most Attractive Sane Sane People Playing
I never really take shortcuts. I was always one of those people who, instead of cutting across someone's yard on the way home from school, I would go to the end of the block and turn. Amy Sedaris
Home People School Shortcuts Way Way Home Those Would Someone Take Never Instead Yard Always Block Go End Turn Cutting Really Across Who
I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff raff is around. Then I get that last-minute surge of energy. But if I had two weeks to plan, sometimes I wish I wasn't doing it. But very seldom does that happen. Amy Sedaris
Thanksgiving Sometimes Wish Before Energy Last-Minute See Seldom Weeks Had Like Around Does Surge Doing Very Get Happen Decide Gonna Plan Then Riff Night Two Two Weeks
My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market. Amy Sedaris
Market Favorite Favorite Things Discovered Handmade Often Behind Story Them Flea Things
I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out. Amy Sedaris
Ugly Somebody Out See Pretty Rather Take Taking Than Person Just Much Really Trash
I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it. Amy Sedaris
You Made Out Naive Like Because Crafts Little Necessity Needed
I am an aging Girl Scout. Amy Sedaris
Girl Am Scout Aging
I think it's still kind of weird to memorize a line, because you're supposed to 'be' this person, you know? So then its like, if I'm really this person, how can I be in the moment if I know there's just one line I'm supposed to say? It doesn't feel natural. I always just kind of want to say whatever comes up. Amy Sedaris
You Natural Whatever Think Say One Line Kind Memorize Weird Feel Like Supposed Know Because Always How Still Line Up Person Just Want Just Kind Just One Then Really Moment
When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies. Amy Sedaris
Buy Me You Yourself People Slice Say Tell Lay Like Make Sheet Making Go Roll Going Then Cookie Cookies Why
If I'm creating something for myself, then I want to have fun. Amy Sedaris
Myself Have Fun Something Want Then Creating Fun
A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly. Amy Sedaris
Funny Time You Ugly Girl Think Willing Pretty Lot Times Get Same Same Time Want
I'm not a first-place person. Amy Sedaris
Person
Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show. Amy Sedaris
Buy Time Sometimes Shoes Those Wear Mail Take Check New Get Whenever Little Then Next Your Show Next Time Pair
I swear I want to be a food model. Amy Sedaris
Food Model Want Swear
Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great. Amy Sedaris
Great Jazz Channel Trio New Well Cover New Orleans Festival Arts Really Orleans
But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress. Amy Sedaris
Love People Musical Dress Know How Who
I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that. Amy Sedaris
Time First City Stayed New First Time Always York New York New York City Wanted
More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady. Amy Sedaris
Women Ugly Men Girl Strangers See Pretty Pretty Girls More Like Than Candy Lady Show
I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large family, so you have to get your story in really quick or someone cuts you off. Amy Sedaris
Good Family You Think Someone Something Edited Always Off Quick Get Going Being Story Storyteller Cuts Really Your Large Large Family Interrupted
Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it. Amy Sedaris
Gay Guys Know Well How Forget Craft Straight Really
I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop. Amy Sedaris
Love Own Dream Prop My Own Costume Costumes Always Up Shop Growing Growing Up
I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination. Amy Sedaris
You Poverty Imagination Out Supplies Come Like Get Crafts Shops Hobby Where Then Use Your Used Necessity
I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married. Amy Sedaris
Kids Married Knew Always Get Get Married Want
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