25 Hamburger Quotes for You to Enjoy

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. Snoop Dogg

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Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. Matthew McConaughey

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Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger. Abbie Hoffman

Sacred Sacred Cows Make Hamburger Cows

From a young age, I understood the idea of balanced flavor - the reason you put ketchup on a hamburger. I was that kid who wouldn't eat something if there was something missing. I never really understood it until I began cooking professionally, balancing acids, sweets, spicy flavors and fat. Michael Mina

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A homemade hamburger can be a real treat. Alex Guarnaschelli

Treat Real Hamburger Real Treat Homemade

I'm always down to try a new burger, but Shake Shack is still my top. What makes them so special is for the bread they use Martin's potato rolls which is just the best hamburger buns ever. Aziz Ansari

If you are going to be serving a living thing, you have to honor that living thing with some kind of care and thought and preparation to rationalize the taking of that life in some way. Where if you're just grinding up hamburger at McDonald's, I see that as a bit of an affront to living things. Bryan Fuller

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Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. Clive James

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To eat well, I always disagree with critics who say that all restaurants should be fine dining. You can get a Michelin star if you serve the best hamburger in the world. David Chang

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I always admired Ray Kroc, the man who invented McDonald's. Ray had a vision of the most commonplace thing - a hamburger and fries to go - but to him it was just the greatest thing ever, and he was going to make it the greatest thing ever for everybody else, and he did. David Lee Roth

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Seagulls are a landfill nuisance because they fly away with food scraps and, as is their reputation, fight each other over them midflight, often losing them, and soon a lady has a half-eaten hamburger splashing into her backyard pool. Jeanne Marie Laskas

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes. Natasha Leggero

Jokes Neil Writes Hamburger Cutting

If only meat weren't so delicious! Sure, meat may pave the way to a heart attack. Yes, factory farms torture animals. Indeed, producing a single hamburger patty requires more water than two weeks of showers. But for those of us who are weak-willed, there's nothing like a juicy burger. Nicholas Kristof

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Hindered by asthma since I was six weeks old, I had begun experimenting with my diet and discovered a disquieting correlation. When I stopped eating the normal American diet of sugar, fats, alcohol, chemicals, and additives, I felt better. I could breathe freely. When I tried to sneak in a hamburger and a Coke, my body rebelled. Paul Hawken

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I lived at the Gramercy Park Hotel for about 10 years. It was terrific. It was a pleasantly run-down hotel of the '70s and '80s with a mix of older, rent-controlled apartment dwellers, Europeans and new wave and punk bands. The room service was great, the hamburger was terrific, and they had a doctor who made house calls. Paul Shaffer

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In 2012, a hamburger cost Amtrak $16.15, with riders paying $9.50. This means that we, the taxpayers, are forced to pick up the tab for the remaining $6.65 through subsidies provided to Amtrak. Phil Gingrey

Tab Cost Remaining Through Pick Forced Hamburger Provided Up Subsidies Taxpayers Means Paying Riders Amtrak

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. Ray Kroc

Business Seriously Else More Take Hamburger Than Anyone Anyone Else

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. River Phoenix

Eat Hamburger Dollars

I love a good piece of pizza. I love a good hamburger. If I don't let myself have those things, there's going to be a week where I just go off the deep end and eat nothing but that. Thomas Rhett

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In my opinion, it has never been proven that food even has calories. When I bite into a hamburger, I see pickle and ketchup and bun and meat, but if there's a calorie in there, it must be hidden. W. Bruce Cameron

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