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Amanda Seales

American Comedian

Born: Jul 1, 1981

Always Black Funny Me People You

Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

Anytime I don't have to wear a bra is a good day. Amanda Seales

Good Day Good Day Wear Bra Anytime

The truth is what facts are. I like facts. I like things to line up and be clear, and when we are honest and true about things, it helps things to make sense, and it cuts out a lot of the fat that gets in the way and causes for the misunderstandings that I believe lead to violence and... dysfunction, etc. Amanda Seales

Truth Truth Is Sense Believe Way Out About Facts Lead Clear True Like Make Misunderstandings Causes Line Lot Up Gets Dysfunction Etc Cuts Helps Things Fat Violence Honest

Contrary to far too popular a belief, style, fashion, and fabulousness are not synonymous with stank, haughty, and self-aggrandizing. Amanda Seales

Fashion Style Too Synonymous Haughty Contrary Far Popular Belief

Exactly what I'm doing is what success looks like. I get to create on my own terms, on my own timeline, and I'm able to support myself and my mom and my cat comfortably. Amanda Seales

Success Myself Mom Own Exactly Exactly What Able My Own Cat Support Like Terms Looks Comfortably Doing Timeline Get Create

I love cars. Amanda Seales

Love Car

I don't have the proportions for 'hood hot.' Amanda Seales

Hood Proportions Hot

I'm a nerd. Amanda Seales

Nerd

I've played with jazz and toyed with it when I used to live near the St. Nicholas Pub in Harlem. Amanda Seales

Jazz Live Toyed Pub Used Near Played Harlem

I am from Florida, so I didn't 'grow up' on Wu-Tang. Amanda Seales

Am Up Grow Grow Up Florida

My hair changes with my emotions... and my purpose for the day. Amanda Seales

Day Emotions Hair Changes Purpose For The Day

Cornrows came back with a vengeance in the early '00s with every dude trying to grow his hair out to get 'braided up.' It was crazy. Girls were getting carpal tunnel in hoods across America trying to make plaits out of 1.5 inches of ungreased hair. Amanda Seales

I am all at once in awe and in confusion at some of the folks I encounter during fashion week, consistently causing me to mutter to myself or whoever's in earshot, 'Is that really necessary?' Amanda Seales

Myself Fashion Me Confusion Once Consistently Folks Some Week Am Causing Encounter Really Whoever Awe Necessary

Fashion week is not an episode of 'Girls' or 'Friends,' where I'm OK that there is not a black person in sight because I honestly believe these characters don't come into contact with - therefore don't have - any black friends. No, in the case of Fashion week, it feels wrong. Amanda Seales

Whether you like him or not, hip hop needs Drake. Amanda Seales

Needs You Drake Hop Like Him Hip Hip-Hop Whether

Drake ain't fake. Amanda Seales

Drake Fake

I look to icons like George Carlin, Chris Rock, and Richard Pryor on how to present these concepts of social change and subversiveness to an audience in a way that's palatable. Amanda Seales

'Smart, Funny and Black' is about celebrating, critiquing and learning about black culture, black history, and the black experience. Amanda Seales

Funny History Learning Culture Experience Smart Black Black History About Celebrating

My mom is an incredibly direct person, and I like things to make sense. Amanda Seales

Mom Sense Incredibly Direct Like Make Person Things

I've always been funny, but I never considered it as a particular career path until my early 30s, when I realized that hip-hop wasn't going to be the long term. Amanda Seales

Funny Path Long Considered Never Long-Term Term Particular Until Always Hip-Hop Been Going Realized Early Career Career Path

I want to be able to do what I want to do and have people care about it. Amanda Seales

People Care Able About Want

I speak from a black woman's perspective, and that's a specific perspective, but sometimes there are things I want to be understood by folks who may not have an entryway into that concept, so I have to think about how I can open the space to bring those people in. And that does require balance. Amanda Seales

Balance Woman People Speak Sometimes Space Perspective Black Think Those Folks About Open Concept Does How Understood May Want Require Who Specific Things Bring

Wokeness, for what it's worth, is a buzzword that a lot of people are not truly understanding the depth of. I think sometimes things work their way into the zeitgeist, and they lose their weight. And wokeness is one of those words that has reached that point. Amanda Seales

Work People Words Worth Sometimes Understanding Lose Think Way Those Point Weight Reached Truly Lot Depth Zeitgeist Things

Ideally, we date the folks who are dating for the same reason we are. Amanda Seales

Folks Date Dating Ideally Same Reason Who

I don't do things that I'm not good at. Amanda Seales

Good Things

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