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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. Steven Wright
Car Had Driving Dizzy Got Stop Tires While
When I was writing 'Kitchen Confidential,' I was in my 40s, I had never paid rent on time, I was 10 years behind on my taxes, I had never owned my own furniture or a car. Anthony Bourdain
Time Writing Car Own Furniture My Own Kitchen Never Had Rent Years Owned Confidential Behind Taxes Paid
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' That was a huge bet he made, and it worked. Elon Musk
Business People Car Made Reliable Bet Horse Cheap He Wrong Ford Said Huge Worked Henry Henry Ford
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. Erma Bombeck
Fitness Women Car Followed Them Thin
Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night? Jack Kerouac
Car Thou Thy Shiny America Night
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. Steven Wright
Car Clown Had He His Friend Friends Died Who Funeral
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. Steven Wright
Home Car Machine Says Out Message Call Answering Leave Now
Whether you live in a city or a small town, and whether you drive a car, take the bus or ride a train, at some point in the day, everyone is a pedestrian. Anthony Foxx
Day You Ride Car Drive Live Pedestrian Everyone City Some Small Point Take Small Town Town Train Whether Bus
We're in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit. David Suzuki
Car Sit Everyone Giant Arguing Heading Towards Over Wall Going Where Brick Brick Wall
Justice is expensive in America. There are no Free Passes... You might want to remember this, the next time you get careless and blow off a few Parking Tickets. They will come back to haunt you the next time you see a Cop car in your rear-view mirror. Hunter S. Thompson
Time You Justice Remember Car Will Free Mirror Few Careless Back See Haunt Parking Come Tickets Passes Off America Get Blow Expensive Want Might Next Your Next Time Cop
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. Mitch Hedberg
You Man Car Way Tell Exactly About Headlights Know Look Coming Lot Any Which
However happy people say they are, nobody is satisfied: we always have to be with the prettiest woman, buy a bigger house, change cars, desire what we do not have. Paulo Coelho
Buy Change Woman Happy People Car Satisfied Say People Say Prettiest Nobody House Always However Bigger Happy People Desire
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.' Rita Rudner
Interior Car Men Wear New Perfume Attract New Car
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. Tim Allen
Pickup Women Sometimes Car Station Dating Truck Like Wagon Ferrari Women Are End Up Want
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. Dave Barry
You Car Nothing Case Strongly Arise Feel Always Dogs Go Very Them Should Your Bark Right Ear Violently Need
The way I drive, the way I handle a car, is an expression of my inner feelings. Lewis Hamilton
Car Drive Feelings Way Handle Expression Inner Inner Feelings
People think getting a new partner is like getting a new car. Orlando Bloom
People Car Partner Think New Like New Car Getting
The prevailing - and foolish - attitude is that a good manager can be a good manager anywhere, with no special knowledge of the production process he's managing. A man with a financial background may know nothing about manufacturing shoes or cars, but he's put in charge anyway. W. Edwards Deming
Attitude Good Knowledge Man Financial Car Shoes Nothing Good Manager Background Charge About Prevailing Foolish He Put Know Manager Managing May Process Anyway Anywhere Production Special Manufacturing
Fast cars are my only vice. Michael Bay
Car Only Vice Fast Fast Cars
It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, that's how I kept track of what was going on. Barbara Bush
Life Me You Car My Life Spent Seems Know Track How Going Pools Kept
Faith is the substance of hope - of things hoped for and the evidence of things not seen. So if you can hope for it and imagine it, and keep imagining and hoping and seeing yourself driving a new car, or seeing yourself getting that job, or seeing yourself excel, seeing yourself help that person - that is faith. Duane Chapman
Hope Faith You Yourself Car Job Seen Evidence Hoped Hoping Seeing Excel Driving New New Car Person Getting Substance Help Keep Things Imagine Imagining
Automobiles have always been part of my life, and I'm sure they always will be. What is it about them that moves me? The sound of a great engine, the unity and uniqueness of an automobile's engineering and coachwork, the history of the company and the car, and, of course, the sheer beauty of the thing. Edward Herrmann
Life Great Me History Car Will My Life Beauty Engineering Unity About Part Course Sheer Sure Always Sound Been The History Of Moves Automobile Automobiles Them Engine Company Uniqueness Thing
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck
You Marriage Car Looking Live Battery Go Guarantees
That's the first sign you know you're a Libertarian. You see the red light. You stop. You realize that there's not a car in sight. And you put your foot on the gas. Gary Johnson
You Light Car First Libertarian Sight Sign See Foot Put Red Red Light Know Stop Realize Your Gas
One person's car is another person's scenery. Jonathan Ive
Car Scenery Another Person
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. Kesha
You Car Carry More Costs Bag Look Than Cool Designer
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