Rita Rudner Quotes

Rita Rudner
American Comedian
Born: Sep 17, 1955
Because Love Me Men People You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. Rita Rudner
Sunlight Vegetarian Toward Until Leaning Started
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
Life Love Great You Marriage Rest Married Find Annoy Person Being Want Your Special Special Person
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
Life Great You Rest Find Annoy Person Want Your Special Special Person
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. Rita Rudner
Woman People Men Some People Stupid Think Some Having Makes Opposite Quite Breasts Large Actually
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.' Rita Rudner
Interior Car Men Wear New Perfume Attract New Car
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down. Rita Rudner
Together Word Down Charge About Gym Hour Instructor Call Said Got Aerobic Came Up Up And Down Jumping Going
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. Rita Rudner
Funny First Met No Idea Had Idea Name First Name Always His Eventually Right
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. Rita Rudner
You Dog Pet Long More Cheaper Bought Feet Well Begun Get Little
It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was. Rita Rudner
Me Prom Tell Would No-One Where Asked
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them. Rita Rudner
Care Parents Young Enough Take Take Care Know Still Children Want While Them
I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling. Rita Rudner
Happy Joke Feeling Liberating Write Very Get Satisfying
Being a dancer and a singer gave me some advantage with regards to having a stage presence. I always take my timing from the audience because they are half of my act. Rita Rudner
Me Half Timing Stage Gave Dancer Some Having Take Advantage Singer Because Audience Always Being Regards Act Presence
I don't do Jewish stuff because I don't want people to be left out. If I mention the Torah in Alabama, it's not going to go down that well. I used to do some Jewish jokes because when I started, I used to play lots of Jewish country clubs. Rita Rudner
Jokes People Country Down Torah Out Some Mention Stuff Well Because Go Lots Left Going Want Clubs Used Play Alabama Started Jewish

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