Rita Rudner Quotes

Rita Rudner

American Comedian

Born: Sep 17, 1955

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Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. Rita Rudner

Sunlight Vegetarian Toward Until Leaning Started

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.' Rita Rudner

Interior Car Men Wear New Perfume Attract New Car

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down. Rita Rudner

Together Word Down Charge About Gym Hour Instructor Call Said Got Aerobic Came Up Up And Down Jumping Going

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. Rita Rudner

Mother Build Live Air Castles Neurotics Them

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was. Rita Rudner

Me Prom Tell Would No-One Where Asked

I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling. Rita Rudner

Happy Joke Feeling Liberating Write Very Get Satisfying

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third. Rita Rudner

You First Dancer Grand Sudden Start Second Basics Third Position

Being a dancer and a singer gave me some advantage with regards to having a stage presence. I always take my timing from the audience because they are half of my act. Rita Rudner

Me Half Timing Stage Gave Dancer Some Having Take Advantage Singer Because Audience Always Being Regards Act Presence

I don't do Jewish stuff because I don't want people to be left out. If I mention the Torah in Alabama, it's not going to go down that well. I used to do some Jewish jokes because when I started, I used to play lots of Jewish country clubs. Rita Rudner

I found out I had a real love for comedy and comedy writing. The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing. Rita Rudner

Love Writing Comedy Try Thought Singing Field Too Dancing Out Logic Had Comedians Well Female Real Were Real Love Than Fewer Which Might Acting Many Found Competitors

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