Rita Rudner Quotes

Rita Rudner
American Comedian
Born: Sep 17, 1955
Because Love Me Men People You
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. Rita Rudner
Sunlight Vegetarian Toward Until Leaning Started
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
Life Love Great You Marriage Rest Married Find Annoy Person Being Want Your Special Special Person
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
Life Great You Rest Find Annoy Person Want Your Special Special Person
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. Rita Rudner
Woman People Men Some People Stupid Think Some Having Makes Opposite Quite Breasts Large Actually
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.' Rita Rudner
Interior Car Men Wear New Perfume Attract New Car
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down. Rita Rudner
Together Word Down Charge About Gym Hour Instructor Call Said Got Aerobic Came Up Up And Down Jumping Going
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. Rita Rudner
Funny First Met No Idea Had Idea Name First Name Always His Eventually Right
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them. Rita Rudner
Care Parents Young Enough Take Take Care Know Still Children Want While Them

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