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Rita Rudner
American
Comedian
Born:
Sep 17
,
1955
Because
Love
Me
Men
People
You
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Rita Rudner
Sunlight
Vegetarian
Toward
Until
Leaning
Started
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
Life
Love
Great
You
Marriage
Rest
Married
Find
Annoy
Person
Being
Want
Your
Special
Special Person
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
Life
Great
You
Rest
Find
Annoy
Person
Want
Your
Special
Special Person
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Rita Rudner
Woman
People
Men
Some People
Stupid
Think
Some
Having
Makes
Opposite
Quite
Breasts
Large
Actually
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
Rita Rudner
Interior
Car
Men
Wear
New
Perfume
Attract
New Car
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
Rita Rudner
Together
Word
Down
Charge
About
Gym
Hour
Instructor
Call
Said
Got
Aerobic
Came
Up
Up And Down
Jumping
Going
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
Rita Rudner
Funny
First
Met
No Idea
Had
Idea
Name
First Name
Always
His
Eventually
Right
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
Rita Rudner
You
Dog
Pet
Long
More
Cheaper
Bought
Feet
Well
Begun
Get
Little
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
Rita Rudner
Mother
Build
Live
Air
Castles
Neurotics
Them
It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.
Rita Rudner
Me
Prom
Tell
Would
No-One
Where
Asked
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
Rita Rudner
Care
Parents
Young
Enough
Take
Take Care
Know
Still
Children
Want
While
Them
I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
Rita Rudner
Happy
Joke
Feeling
Liberating
Write
Very
Get
Satisfying
When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.
Rita Rudner
You
First
Dancer
Grand
Sudden
Start
Second
Basics
Third
Position
Being a dancer and a singer gave me some advantage with regards to having a stage presence. I always take my timing from the audience because they are half of my act.
Rita Rudner
Me
Half
Timing
Stage
Gave
Dancer
Some
Having
Take
Advantage
Singer
Because
Audience
Always
Being
Regards
Act
Presence
I don't do Jewish stuff because I don't want people to be left out. If I mention the Torah in Alabama, it's not going to go down that well. I used to do some Jewish jokes because when I started, I used to play lots of Jewish country clubs.
Rita Rudner
Jokes
People
Country
Down
Torah
Out
Some
Mention
Stuff
Well
Because
Go
Lots
Left
Going
Want
Clubs
Used
Play
Alabama
Started
Jewish
I found out I had a real love for comedy and comedy writing. The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing.
Rita Rudner
Love
Writing
Comedy
Try
Thought
Singing
Field
Too
Dancing
Out
Logic
Had
Comedians
Well
Female
Real
Were
Real Love
Than
Fewer
Which
Might
Acting
Many
Found
Competitors
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