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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
Born: Sep 17, 1955

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God, You, Women, Men, Joke, Feeling, Thirty-Five, Sexual, Reach, Practical, Get, Eighteen, Peak, Playing

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