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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
Born: Sep 17, 1955

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Doctor, Cosmetic, Picasso, Until, Surgery, Office, Going, Noticed, Full, Medical, Portraits

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