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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Born: Jul 17, 1917
Died: Aug 20, 2012

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Funny, Time, Day, Gin, Only, Steam, Only Time, Got, Accidentally, Iron, Ironing, Ever, Enjoyed

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