17 Gin Quotes for You to Enjoy

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. Phyllis Diller

Funny Time Day Gin Only Steam Only Time Got Accidentally Iron Ironing Ever Enjoyed

The idea of elegance and aristocratic indulgence of an ocean cruise was born out of the image of the rich men and women who ruled the British Empire slowly sailing to India and the Far East while sipping gin and tonic on deck - served by men in white jackets. Adam Curtis

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TV producers want ratings and are willing to do nearly anything to get them. They gin up artificial conflicts and create an urgency for even the most minor of economic data points. Barry Ritholtz

I don't know what reception I'm at, but for God's sake give me a gin and tonic. Denis Thatcher

God Me Gin Give Give Me Know Sake Tonic Reception

I should just put it bluntly, because we're all sort of friends here now - it's exceedingly likely that my greatest success is behind me. Oh, so Jesus, what a thought! You know that's the kind of thought that could lead a person to start drinking gin at nine o'clock in the morning, and I don't want to go there. Elizabeth Gilbert

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I remember playing in Union City, and we had crap games after we finished playing at night. We would go next door to the cab stand where they were playing gin rummy and betting $1,000 a hand. Frank Vincent

I was in a band in Auckland, and I remember they all hated me. They had a big intervention. They said, basically, 'Gin, we think you suck.' I was miserable. I cried and cried. But looking back, that taught me about social skills and how to communicate with musicians. Gin Wigmore

Me You Musicians Communicate Remember Miserable Looking Looking Back Big Band Think Cried Intervention Back Hated Gin About Had Said How Taught Social Skills Suck Social Skills Basically

My mom is awesome. She's really young. My mom is 40, and she raised me listening to Nirvana and Courtney Love and Coldplay, Gin Blossoms, The Cranberries, and stuff. Like, my early, early memories are of being a little kid running around in floral skirts and Doc Martens when I was, like, three. Halsey

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Most cocktails containing liquor are made today with gin and ingenuity. In brief, take an ample supply of the former and use your imagination. For the benefit of a minority, it is courteous to serve chilled fruit juice in addition to cocktails made with liquor. Irma S. Rombauer

Today Fruit Made Minority Imagination Addition Benefit Gin Take Supply Containing Most Courteous Juice Liquor Chilled Former Ingenuity Use Your Brief Cocktails Serve Ample

President Trump not only lies with astonishing temerity and abandon, but those lies connect into equally false narratives that gin up the worst fears and prejudices of his base. Michiko Kakutani

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'Gunga Gin' is a true Libertines amalgamation, in the proper, old-fashioned sense of the word. Pete Doherty

Word Sense Gin Proper True Old-Fashioned

The mob taught me how to play gin rummy. Shirley MacLaine

Me Gin How Mob Taught Play

You don't see a lot of difference between the Gin Blossoms and the Byrds. Steve Forbert

You Gin See Between Lot Blossoms Difference

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