31 Liquor Quotes for You to Enjoy

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. Ogden Nash

Dandy Quicker Liquor Candy

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it. W. C. Fields

Today Ways Only Drink Real Sell Get Liquor Two

I do not have a merchandise line. I don't sell knives or apparel. Though I have been approached to endorse various products from liquor to airlines to automobiles to pharmaceuticals dozens of times, I have managed to resist the temptation. Anthony Bourdain

Airlines Though Temptation Various Merchandise Knives Line Been Sell Times Liquor Endorse Automobiles Products Apparel Dozens Resist

When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality. Al Capone

Drive Hospitality Sell Liquor Shore Lake Serve

After all is said that can be said upon the liquor traffic, its influence is degrading upon the individual, the family, politics and business, and upon everything that you touch in this old world. Billy Sunday

Politics Family You Business World Old Everything Degrading Touch Individual Said Traffic Liquor Influence After Old World

I don't drink liquor, but I do like chocolate ice cream soda. Anne Meara

Drink Like Liquor Ice Ice Cream Chocolate Cream Soda

Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.' Bill Maher

Will Big President President Bush Intervention Please Says Destroy Out Trick Case Pouring Missiles Make Said Iraq Same Liquor After Bush Then Used Show Now Pull

I am the sworn, eternal and uncompromising enemy of the liquor traffic. Billy Sunday

Enemy Uncompromising Am Traffic Liquor Eternal Sworn

I went downtown as a lawyer and then I worked in a liquor store at night, as I had done all through law school. And so when I got to the point where I could give up the night job, I joined the political club. David Dinkins

I'd love to see the world without liquor for a week. Ian Brown

Love World See Week Without Liquor

Most cocktails containing liquor are made today with gin and ingenuity. In brief, take an ample supply of the former and use your imagination. For the benefit of a minority, it is courteous to serve chilled fruit juice in addition to cocktails made with liquor. Irma S. Rombauer

Today Fruit Made Minority Imagination Addition Benefit Gin Take Supply Containing Most Courteous Juice Liquor Chilled Former Ingenuity Use Your Brief Cocktails Serve Ample

George Liquor is really the richest character I have. I'm amazed there aren't 365 episodes about him on TV already. John Kricfalusi

Character TV About Him Amazed George Liquor Really Episodes Richest

Rarely does a congressman stand up and defend a liquor company. Rarely does a congressman stand up and defend a bar. Jon Taffer

Rarely Does Up Liquor Bar Stand Stand Up Congressman Company Defend

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost. Jonathan Swift

Good Better Lost Than Liquor Burst Belly

I get up at 7:30. I grab a canvas bag and go out. I say hello to the people in the supermarket and liquor store. I buy the 'New York Times.' I go to the beach and think about characters and plot. Lawrence Sanders

Buy People Think Say Out Plot Characters About Beach Supermarket Bag New Go Up Grab Times Get York Liquor New York Store New York Times Canvas Hello

Its liquor is like the sweetest dew from Heaven. Lu Yu

Like Dew Liquor Heaven Sweetest

I've certainly learned a great deal from my husband, though, and could never have written a book like Liquor without him and the people he introduces me to and the stories he brings home. Poppy Z. Brite

This is the point being missed by readers who lament Liquor's lack of hot sex scenes, probably because they aren't old enough to understand that a passionate relationship could be about anything other than sex. Poppy Z. Brite

Relationship Old Sex Other Enough About Scenes Point Could Hot Missed Readers Because Understand Passionate Than Liquor Lack Being Anything Old Enough Lament Who

Yes, it is worse than thrown away, because every fair minded man must admit that the expenditure of this sum of money in the county for intoxicating liquor creates lawlessness, makes criminals, wrecks homes and brings trouble to innocent women and children. Thomas Jordan Jarvis

Man Women Money Innocent Trouble Every Minded Sum Worse Criminals Intoxicating Must Admit Wrecks Lawlessness Thrown Fair County Because Makes Women And Children Yes Than Liquor Expenditure Children Creates Homes Away Brings

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