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Jonathan Swift
Irish
Writer
Born:
Nov 30
,
1667
Died:
Oct 19
,
1745
Age
Good
Man
Men
Nothing
Wise
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May you live all the days of your life.
Jonathan Swift
Life
You
Live
Anniversary
Days
May
Your
When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
Jonathan Swift
You
Genius
Intelligence
Sign
True
Know
True Genius
Him
Dunces
Confederacy
Against
Appears
Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
Jonathan Swift
Legal
Laws
Small
Through
Catch
Like
May
Break
Which
Flies
Cobweb
Wasps
A lie does not consist in the indirect position of words, but in the desire and intention, by false speaking, to deceive and injure your neighbour.
Jonathan Swift
Lie
Words
Consist
Neighbour
Indirect
Does
False
Deceive
Intention
Your
Speaking
Injure
Desire
Position
We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
Jonathan Swift
Love
Religion
Hate
Enough
Make
Another
Us
Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
Jonathan Swift
Man
Age
Old
Long
Live
Every
Wishes
Every Man
Desires
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Jonathan Swift
Blessed
Nothing
Shall
Never
He
Disappointed
Expects
Who
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
Jonathan Swift
Wise
Man
Wise Man
Heart
Money
Head
His
Should
I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
Jonathan Swift
Men
Wicked
See
Never
Wonder
Often
Ashamed
Them
Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
Jonathan Swift
Art
Best
Good
People
Manners
Good Manners
Those
Easy
Makes
Making
Uneasy
Fewest
Converse
Room
Bred
Whoever
Whom
For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
Jonathan Swift
Government
Definition
Without
Governed
Very
Reason
Consent
Slavery
I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
Jonathan Swift
Morning
Man
Late
Eminence
Lay
Never
Knew
Come
Greatness
Who
Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
Jonathan Swift
Politics
Word
Nothing
Corruptions
Understood
Commonly
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
Jonathan Swift
Best
Doctor
World
Doctors
Quiet
Diet
Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.
Jonathan Swift
Nothing
Others
Those
Abound
Conceive
How
Want
Riches
Hard
Who
It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdom.
Jonathan Swift
Mistake
Too
London
Kingdom
Folly
Echo
Voice
Many
The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable, for the happy impute all their success to prudence or merit.
Jonathan Swift
Success
Happy
Miserable
Power
Only
Merit
Prudence
Fortune
The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices and false opinions they contracted earlier.
Jonathan Swift
Life
Wise
Latter
Follies
Part
Occupied
Opinions
False
Contracted
Curing
Person
Prejudices
Earlier
No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.
Jonathan Swift
Life
Man
Age
Experience
New
New Information
Conduct
Information
Skilled
Ever
Receive
Books, the children of the brain.
Jonathan Swift
Education
Books
Brain
Children
Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
Jonathan Swift
Great
You
Rest
Example
Nothing
Manners
Please
Bad
One Or Two
Bad Manners
Only
None
Offend
Flatter
Flattery
Company
Two
Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder.
Jonathan Swift
Man
Together
Woman
Weather
Rules
Asunder
Marry
Window
Put
Thunder
Anniversary
Him
None
Stormy
Who
Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride.
Jonathan Swift
Pride
Humility
Mark
Vanity
Rather
Than
Most sorts of diversion in men, children and other animals, are in imitation of fighting.
Jonathan Swift
Men
Animals
Fighting
Other
Imitation
Diversion
Most
Sort
Children
Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.
Jonathan Swift
Age
Youth
Invention
Judgment
Talent
Observation is an old man's memory.
Jonathan Swift
Man
Memory
Old
Observation
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