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Bill Maher
Bill Maher
American Comedian
Born: Jan 20, 1956
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.' Bill Maher
Death God Me You Man Fire Suicide Way Telling Quit
Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable. Bill Maher
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. Bill Maher
Rights Responsibilities Bill Bill Of Rights Need
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists. Bill Maher
People Free Country Sheep Out More More People Overrun Speaking Rebels Thinkers Need
Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do. Bill Maher
Religion Dangerous Think Because Answers Human Human Beings Who Beings
To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that. Bill Maher
Truth Me You Patriotism People Will Country Think Our Tells More More People Like Know Real Real Friend Real Friends Friend Friends Person Goes As Far As Patriot Far Your Who Need
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. Bill Maher
Funny Everything Sin Disease Used Now
We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies. Bill Maher
Religion People Nation Believe Think Thinking Because Stops Justified Crazies
Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is. Bill Maher
People Wonder Curious Interesting Interesting People Why
We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly. Bill Maher
You Building Cowardly Cowards Say Airplane Staying About Cruise Missiles Been Hits Want Miles Away
They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed. Bill Maher
People Smoking Cigarette Guess Madonna About Ten More More People Week Smoke Talking Bed Any Banning Place Which Means Used Even Now
Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.' Bill Maher
Will Big President President Bush Intervention Please Says Destroy Out Trick Case Pouring Missiles Make Said Iraq Same Liquor After Bush Then Used Show Now Pull
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder. Bill Maher
Religion Building Think Flying Neurological Faith-Based Planes Disorder Initiative
Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool. Bill Maher
Pool Case Off End Fame Michael Celebrities Michael Jackson Jackson Sent Deep Deep End Number
Men are only as loyal as their options. Bill Maher
Funny Men Only Options Loyal
Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence. Bill Maher
Reality Book Problem Will Whatever Live Every Think Other Other Countries Say Solved Countries Comic Comic Book Infantile American Maybe Where Movie Land Fantasy American Movie Based Violence
Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor. Bill Maher
Birth Hi Survivor Bill
Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show. Bill Maher
Class White White House House Halftime Clinton Left Show
President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all. Bill Maher
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The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap. Bill Maher
Last-Minute Defense Says Introduce Case Week Could Get Jury Just Want Crap Next Early Load

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