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Ray Guy Quotes
Ray Guy
American
Athlete
Born:
Dec 22
,
1949
Always
Fish
Me
People
Politics
Writing
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Newfoundlanders, what are we? We're slobbering idiots, slack-jawed simpletons, rustic fish billies living in Dogpatch-on-the-rocks, lower than lower Slobovians, the laughing stock and 'white trash' of Canada.
Ray Guy
White
Living
Laughing
Rustic
Idiots
Fish
Stock
Than
Canada
Lower
Trash
I've written just about everything for the sake of putting shoes on the children's feet - and a bottle of gin in the cupboard.
Ray Guy
Shoes
Everything
Gin
About
Bottle
Written
Putting
Feet
Sake
Cupboard
Just
Children
This satire business, that was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. I was certified funny. From then on, I had to be funny - people expected it. Twice the work for the same pay.
Ray Guy
Work
Funny
Me
Satire
Business
People
Pay
Worst
Had
Expected
Same
Happened
Then
Certified
Twice
Ever
Things
I still get a few dirty looks over the racks in the supermarket, but nobody kicks me in the shins on Water Street. I've made sort of a point, apart from being a social dud, not to fraternize with the people I write about.
Ray Guy
Me
People
Water
Made
Few
Kicks
About
Supermarket
Point
Dirty
Write
Nobody
Over
Looks
Sort
Still
Get
Being
Apart
Social
Street
Writing is like hitting yourself on the head with a hammer. It always feels good when you finish.
Ray Guy
Good
You
Yourself
Writing
Finish
Head
Feels
Like
Always
Hammer
Hitting
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