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My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise. Flavor Flav

Joke Scared Colonel Go Up Chicken Against

The rationale for tenure is still valid. But the system has turned the academy into one of the most conservative and costly institutions in the country. Yes, conservative: Economists joke that their discipline advances one funeral at a time, but many fields must wait for wholesale generational turnover before new approaches take hold. Francis Fukuyama

Time Conservative Discipline Wait Joke Country Before Valid Approaches System Must Costly Rationale Take Advances Generational Tenure New Economists Institutions Most Academy Still Yes Hold Fields Turned Turnover Many Wholesale Funeral

Actors fall into this trap if they missed being loved for who they really were and not for what they could do - sing, dance, joke about - then they take that as love. Gene Wilder

Love Dance Joke Fall About Could Take Missed Sing Were Being Loved Then Really Trap Who Actor

For me, a great joke is an idea expressed in extremely concentrated form. Geoff Dyer

Great Me Joke Extremely Idea Concentrated Form Expressed

I don't know who made the first Aquaman joke. I'm sure it was comics readers; maybe we all did. But it's the idea that the perpetuated story of Aquaman is that he only has powers in water, and he talks to fish. I think it's the idea of him in the middle of a city just doesn't make a lot of sense to people. It's just the character itself. Geoff Johns

Character People Water Made Joke First Sense Think City Only He Idea Know Powers Make Him Readers Sure Talks Comics Fish Lot Itself Did Maybe Just Middle Story Who

He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish. Georg Brandes

Joke Danish He Understand Does Who

Art should be serious, not a joke. I don't like to laugh about art. Gerhard Richter

Art Joke Laugh About Like Should Serious

Some comedians tell nice jokes that you can tell to your kids. Some use bad words - they work 'blue.' If you don't want to hear a joke that's blue, you shouldn't go to a comedy club where a comedian who makes blue jokes is performing. Gilbert Gottfried

Work You Jokes Words Comedy Joke Club Nice Kids Tell Bad Some Performing Comedian Comedians Comedy Club Makes Go Hear Blue Where Want Use Your Who

A rumor that followed me forever was that my family was in the mafia. For years I had to live with it. They'd call me the mafia princess, so I rolled with it for the rest of high school. People even joke about it today. Giuliana Rancic

The really basic stuff that fuels 30-year job booms almost always comes from government research, stuff like biotech, the transistor, the Internet. The idea that private capital can handle the early spade work is a joke. Glenn Kelman

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? Gore Vidal

Culture Seen Joke Other Someone Could Like Produced Hemingway

I like to joke that I already married a 26-year-old and divorced a 29-year-old, so I wasn't going to do that again when I got remarried. Grant Show

Joke Married Divorced Like Got Going Again

Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list. Perhaps it should be. Hank Azaria

You Woman Women Will Joke Settle Definitely Laugh High Must Guy Guys Perhaps Make Get List Should Who

I joke that my niche in Hollywood has been naked foreigners. Hank Azaria

Joke Naked Has-Been Been Foreigners Hollywood Niche

Sometimes my colleagues joke and call me Hannah. Hanoi Hannah

Me Sometimes Joke Colleagues Call Hannah

When I was a little kid, I was chunky. My mother would always joke she would have to get me husky jeans for larger kids. My wife reminds me sometimes, if I overdo it with chocolate chip cookies, that I will have to wear husky pants again. Harley Pasternak

Me Sometimes Mother Wife Will Joke Pants Kid Kids Would Wear Reminds She Overdo Always Get Again Little Chip Chocolate Little Kid Cookies Jeans Larger

That's life's big joke: we all end up looking like Mr. Burns. Harry Shearer

Life Joke Looking Big Like End Up Burns

A lot of times in movies, especially in sequels, the characters become caricatures and just sort of improv machines and joke machines, rather than people you can actually connect to. Hayden Schlossberg

You People Joke Become Caricatures Machines Characters Rather Sort Lot Times Than Improv Just Movies Sequels Connect Actually

I come from a town of great musicians: Washington, D.C. It's no joke, that history. Henry Rollins

Great History Musicians Joke Town Come Washington

Literature more often tells the story of impulses we don't act on than of ones we do. I could joke about the Cain and Abel story with my brother without expecting him to be worried, though it's always possible he was more anxious than he let on. Howard Jacobson

I think the thrust of any child is to try to fit in and be part of it. And I can't tell you how many times my humor, you know, what I thought was humor ended up making me the outsider. Like I'd be, I go, 'It's a joke.' And they'd go, 'Well, what was funny?' And they just thought I was insane. Howie Mandel

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A lot of the joke of 'The Windsors' is this ridiculous idea of what might happen behind closed doors. Hugh Skinner

Joke Closed Doors Idea Lot Closed Doors Behind Happen Might Ridiculous

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