30 Howie Mandel Quotes for You to Enjoy

Howie Mandel

Comedian

Born: Nov 29, 1955

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Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

There isn't anybody out there who doesn't have a mental health issue, whether it's depression, anxiety, or how to cope with relationships. Having OCD is not an embarrassment anymore - for me. Just know that there is help and your life could be better if you go out and seek the help. Howie Mandel

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You can't be the dad who takes your kid out after your wife has said, 'No ice cream,' buys the ice cream, and says, 'Don't tell your mother.' You teach the child to lie - and to disrespect the other parent. Howie Mandel

Everything runs its course. We had told a lot of stories that happened in our life. My kid was getting older, and we were running out of stories to tell. Howie Mandel

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You can go home with a lot of money with absolutely no skill. Howie Mandel

Home You Money Absolutely Go Go Home Lot Skill

I was kind of a misfit, actually. When you're young, you want to be like everybody else, and I was like nobody else. I couldn't sit still. I was impulsive. I still am. What is now called a 'talent' did not serve me well as a child. I didn't have friends. I was really an outcast. Howie Mandel

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I think the solution to making this world better is if we would just be healthy, mentally. Howie Mandel

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Stand-up comedy is a sickness. Who wouldn't want a room full of people laughing and screaming at you just because of who you are? Nothing is as good, except maybe having a baby. Howie Mandel

One of the great pleasures of having children is spending one-on-one time with them. Sadly, I could do that for only a few minutes at a time. I'd never say that ADD/ADHD is a gift or a blessing. And if someone says it is a gift, I'd love to return it. Howie Mandel

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People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world. Howie Mandel

People World Annoy Who Luckiest

I'm always on the verge of death in my head. Howie Mandel

Death Head Always Verge

My childlike qualities sometimes lead me to jump into projects without thinking of the consequences. Howie Mandel

Me Sometimes Thinking Consequences Projects Lead Qualities Without Jump Childlike

I was totally involved in Bobby's World from the time we started the idea to sitting with the artists on how he would look, to the script meetings, the music, the lyrics, the songs. Howie Mandel

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We sat down and told stories that happened to us in our childhood, to our children. They were all basically based on the truth. These stories were funny and poignant to us. They just took off. These are all stories from my life. Howie Mandel

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I know intellectually that if I shake somebody's hand that I'm not going to get sick and die. Howie Mandel

Somebody Sick Shake Know Hand Intellectually Get Die Going

I think the thrust of any child is to try to fit in and be part of it. And I can't tell you how many times my humor, you know, what I thought was humor ended up making me the outsider. Like I'd be, I go, 'It's a joke.' And they'd go, 'Well, what was funny?' And they just thought I was insane. Howie Mandel

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Regardless of what I do, whether I write a book or whether I act or whether I host, I'll always do stand-up comedy because those moments, that's what I crave. If I do something funny, and I hear a crowd laugh in that moment, we're all sharing the exact same experience and the exact same feeling. Howie Mandel

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Diana Ross saw me on Merv Griffin and hired me to be her opening act. Howie Mandel

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I have thoughts - obtrusive thoughts and rituals that have to - it's like a broken re - a skipping record. And if these thoughts or these triggers happen to me through maybe shaking a hand or just a thought or just - then I can't get past it and move on with my life. Howie Mandel

I have an insatiable desire to be the center of attention. Howie Mandel

Insatiable Attention Center Desire

I think being a dad is scary. I mean, I'm not that grown-up myself. Howie Mandel

Myself Think Scary Being Mean Dad Grown-Up

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