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If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? To do a dramatic role in a movie?
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Howie Mandel
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1955
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Kinky Friedman
Love
Buy
You
Dog
Money
Pet
Fine
Only
Only Love
Tail
Make
Him
Wag
His
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it. You can have all the money in the world, but if you are not a moral and ethical person, you really have nothing.
Henry Kravis
Buy
You
Integrity
World
Money
Nothing
Moral
Person
Ethical
Really
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to a job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it.
Ellen Goodman
Work
Buy
Day
You
Car
Job
Clothes
Pay
Live
All Day
Dressed
Through
Driving
House
Empty
Still
Leave
Traffic
Normal
Afford
Get
Getting
Getting Dressed
Order
Paying
Need
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
Will Rogers
Buy
People
Money
Too Many People
Impress
Too
Earned
Spend
Like
Want
Many
Things
Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.
Mark Twain
Buy
Fight
People
Never
Pick
Barrel
Who
Ink
Money can't buy life.
Bob Marley
Life
Buy
Money
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
Oscar Wilde
Buy
Man
Past
Rich
Enough
Back
His
Good health is not something we can buy. However, it can be an extremely valuable savings account.
Anne Wilson Schaef
Buy
Health
Good
Good Health
Valuable
Savings
Savings Account
Extremely
Something
However
Account
America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.
Hunter S. Thompson
Buy
World
Money
Car
Nation
Else
Hundred
Tries
Guns
About
Uncomfortable
Make
Qualms
America
Just
Anybody
Anybody Else
Us
Used
Who
Million
Two
Need
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
Gertrude Stein
Happiness
Buy
Shopping
Money
Simply
Know
Said
Go
Where
Whoever
Relatable
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