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With stand-up, I can have an idea, go down the street to a comedy club and work on it, flesh it out, book a venue, people will come, then film it. I do all that myself; I never have to answer to anybody.
Aziz Ansari
Work
Myself
Book
People
Comedy
Will
Club
Down
Out
Never
Idea
Come
Comedy Club
Venue
Answer
Go
Anybody
Then
Flesh
Film
Street
Science was always a passion, but I also loved 'Monty Python' and 'The Young Ones,' and I discovered the Footlights comedy club at university, where a lot of those people got their start. I had a go and loved it immediately. After that, I just couldn't stop writing sketches, and it all took off from there.
Ben Miller
Science
People
Writing
Comedy
Passion
Young
Club
Took
Monty
Monty Python
Immediately
Those
Had
Python
Also
Comedy Club
Always
Got
Go
Discovered
Lot
Off
Just
Stop
Where
After
Loved
Sketches
Start
University
Comedy club audiences pay up to $25 per person and another fistful of cash to cover a two-drink minimum, so when they don't like something, they let you know - with silence.
Chris Hardwick
Silence
You
Comedy
Club
Pay
Minimum
Per
Cash
Something
Like
Know
Comedy Club
Another
Audiences
Cover
Up
Person
A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.
Chris Rock
Work
You
Comedy
Club
Out
Comedy Club
Material
Trying
Where
Place
Work Out
If I find a comedy club where no one's camera works, I'll go.
Chris Rock
Comedy
Club
Find
Comedy Club
Go
Camera
Where
Works
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.
Drew Carey
Funny
Me
You
Win
Comedy
Pure
Club
Pumped
Easier
Out
TV
See
More
Over
Comedy Club
Audience
Up
Them
Really
Planned
Show
When I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It's attacking boredom, as simple as that. I was 19 when I first went to a comedy club - I wanted to do it, so I gave it a try and that was it. I found my office.
Dylan Moran
Me
Simple
Comedy
Try
Made
First
Club
Gave
Laugh
Boredom
Attacking
Comedy Club
Child
Office
Wanted
Found
Things
Watch
I grew up in Iowa, and the improv comedy club Comedy-Sportz across the river in Illinois held auditions. They took me even though I was only 16 - you really had to be 18, but they never checked me for ID.
Eric Christian Olsen
Me
You
Comedy
Club
Took
Though
Only
Never
River
Had
ID
Checked
Comedy Club
Iowa
Auditions
Up
Improv
Grew
Held
Really
Across
Illinois
Even
Some comedians tell nice jokes that you can tell to your kids. Some use bad words - they work 'blue.' If you don't want to hear a joke that's blue, you shouldn't go to a comedy club where a comedian who makes blue jokes is performing.
Gilbert Gottfried
Work
You
Jokes
Words
Comedy
Joke
Club
Nice
Kids
Tell
Bad
Some
Performing
Comedian
Comedians
Comedy Club
Makes
Go
Hear
Blue
Where
Want
Use
Your
Who
I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was the clang of people carving turkey during the set. If you put comedy and turkey side by side, turkey always wins.
Jack Whitehall
You
People
Comedy
Club
Side
Gig
Carving
Wins
Put
Buffet
Comedy Club
Always
Were
Did
Where
While
Turkey
Acts
Served
Set
As an ex-stand up, I can tell you that a comedy club isn't a place you go looking to get the abuse you just can't seem to find in daily life. The stage is a performer's domain. You protect that domain. You are not on stage to take what's given just 'cause you're getting paid. If you are attacked, you retaliate.
John Ridley
Life
Daily
You
Comedy
Cause
Looking
Stage
Club
Tell
Find
Seem
Given
Attacked
Take
Retaliate
Performer
Abuse
Protect
Comedy Club
Go
Domain
Up
Get
Getting
Just
Place
Paid
Daily Life
I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.
Jon Lovitz
Money
Comedy
First
Club
Saved
Jobs
Take
Opened
Over
Comedy Club
First Of All
Years
Anyone
Anything
Created
Second
I thought 'Garfunkel and Oates' would be too confusing, but it ended up being confusing in the best of ways because the first time we played a comedy club, it was because they thought we were the real Garfunkel and Oates.
Kate Micucci
Time
Best
Comedy
Thought
First
Club
Too
Ways
Would
Would-Be
Comedy Club
Because
First Time
Real
Were
Up
Ended
Being
Confusing
Played
I started doing little amateur nights at the comedy club that was right next to the restaurant that I waitressed in when I was in university. I was probably 22 years old. I didn't do it with any intention of making a career out of it; I had just always valued comedy.
Katherine Ryan
Comedy
Old
Club
Nights
Valued
Out
Restaurant
Had
Comedy Club
Always
Making
Amateur
Doing
Years
Any
Intention
Just
Little
Next
Right
Started
Career
University
I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and just stare at you blankly. And that's exactly what you'll get at a comedy club. If you can toughen up with a cow audience, then you'll never be worried with a human audience.
Kristen Schaal
Great
You
Training
Comedy
Club
Think
Worried
Exactly
Bored
Exactly What
Toughen
Never
Comedian
Comedy Club
Because
Audience
Cow
Up
Cows
Expect
Get
Any
Human
Just
Them
Then
Stare
Start
I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I think, 'Well, that may be inappropriate,' but it was great!'
Margaret Cho
Teacher
Great
Me
School
Comedy
Club
Think
Nights
High
Signing
High School
About
Comedy Club
Well
Up
May
Inappropriate
Now
I think the process of 'SNL' is still pretty formal. You make an audition tape, your agent sends it in, they watch people's tapes, and then they invite people to perform at a comedy club in Los Angeles or New York. But I don't know how much actual scouting they do online.
Noel Wells
You
People
Comedy
Club
Think
Pretty
Angeles
Online
Perform
Invite
New
Know
Comedy Club
Make
How
Still
Audition
How Much
Los
Los Angeles
Tape
Tapes
SNL
Scouting
York
Sends
New York
Formal
Process
Agent
Then
Much
Your
Actual
Watch
Kids are the ultimate trump card: a way to get out of co-op board meetings or lunch with a friend you don't want to see or your brother-in-law's set at a comedy club. It's fair to use your kids as an excuse to sidestep what you don't want to do; it's less fair to blame them for not being able to achieve what you do want to do.
Rumaan Alam
You
Blame
Comedy
Achieve
Club
Lunch
Meetings
Way
Kids
Out
See
Able
Brother-In-Law
Fair
Excuse
Comedy Club
Ultimate
Trump
Friend
Get
Being
Want
Board
Them
Use
Your
Less
Card
Set
I feel that if you can play on the streets or in a comedy club, then in a theatre it's a doddle because you've got an audience.
Simon McBurney
You
Theatre
Comedy
Club
Feel
Comedy Club
Because
Audience
Got
Then
Play
Streets
I very rarely laugh. I remember I used to have a joy at comedy. I remember going to see Sean Lock for the first time live, just in some comedy club when I was 18, and again, just guttural, pure laughter. I didn't know what he was doing; I couldn't see the tricks.
Stephen Merchant
Time
Joy
Remember
Comedy
Laughter
Pure
First
Club
Live
Lock
Laugh
Tricks
See
Rarely
Some
He
Know
Comedy Club
First Time
Doing
Very
Going
Just
Again
Used
Sean
No one set that I ever do is the same. I mean, if I go to a comedy club, and I perform three sets, all three sets are different because anything can happen in between sets.
Tracy Morgan
Comedy
Three
Club
Sets
No-One
Perform
Between
Comedy Club
Because
Go
Same
Different
Happen
Anything
In-Between
Mean
Ever
Set