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Katherine Ryan
Katherine Ryan
Canadian Comedian
Born: Jun 30, 1983
About Canada Comedy Me People You
Related authors: Caroline Rhea Dan Aykroyd Jim Carrey John Candy Lilly Singh Mike Myers Mort Sahl Tom Green
I am an undisputed gangster. To me, that means playing by my own rules. Katherine Ryan
Me Own Rules My Own Am Means Gangster Playing
Part of me has always wanted to be like Marilyn Monroe or any Fifties Hollywood starlet. On screen, they seemed so sexy and simple and looked after. In real life, I'm none of those things. But I'd rather be fierce and complicated. Katherine Ryan
Life Me Complicated Simple Real Life Monroe On-Screen Those Sexy Seemed Rather Part Like Looked None Always Real Any Screen Wanted After Fierce Hollywood Fifties Starlet Things Marilyn Marilyn Monroe
I'm not interested in younger men for the same reason most women aren't interested in younger men; I don't have time to make an extra packed lunch every morning. Please. I'm busy enough already. Katherine Ryan
Time Morning Women Men Busy Every Lunch Extra Enough Please Most Make Same Not Interested Interested Packed Younger Reason
I feel like I'm always on the right side of wrong and trying to shout out for the underdog. Katherine Ryan
Side Right Side Out Wrong Feel Underdog Like Always Trying Shout Right
If you're struggling for gift ideas, my advice is to give experiences rather than things. Katherine Ryan
You Gift Advice Give Rather Struggling Ideas Than Experiences Things
I'm nearly see-through. Like a jellyfish. Katherine Ryan
Like Nearly
All I've ever wanted to be is a strong, powerful, beautiful black woman. Katherine Ryan
Beautiful Woman Strong Black Powerful Wanted Ever
People who like my stuff and know what my agenda is have never mistaken me for being racist or poking fun at the wrong thing. Katherine Ryan
Me People Wrong Thing Never Wrong Poking Stuff Like Know Mistaken Being Agenda Who Fun Thing
When you're little, every experience writes on the canvas of who you are. Katherine Ryan
You Experience Every Writes Canvas Little Who
Our attention spans have been reduced by the immediate gratification provided by smartphones and social media. Katherine Ryan
Social Media Our Immediate Attention Attention Spans Reduced Been Provided Spans Social Gratification Media
I talk funny 'cause I come from Canada. Katherine Ryan
Funny Cause Come Talk Canada
I love Britain. I'm an Irish citizen, but I was born in Canada, and I'm a British comedian, really. My entire career has been over here. Katherine Ryan
Love Citizen Has-Been Born Entire Entire Career Over Comedian Been Irish Canada Really Here Career Britain British
One of my favourite things about living in the U.K. is having that chance to go to festivals. Katherine Ryan
Living Favourite About Having Go Festivals Things Chance
I started doing little amateur nights at the comedy club that was right next to the restaurant that I waitressed in when I was in university. I was probably 22 years old. I didn't do it with any intention of making a career out of it; I had just always valued comedy. Katherine Ryan
Comedy Old Club Nights Valued Out Restaurant Had Comedy Club Always Making Amateur Doing Years Any Intention Just Little Next Right Started Career University
I was a product of the society that said women are for decoration, and I do think girls should be able to do whatever they want. Katherine Ryan
Women Girl Whatever Think Society Able Said Women Are Want Decoration Should Product
When I talk about celebrities, it's not a dismantling of that human being. Katherine Ryan
Human Being About Talk Celebrities Human Being Dismantling
I love Lena Dunham. I love, love, love her. Katherine Ryan
Love Lena Dunham Her
I had white hair when I was 19. I think bleach can be addictive, and before long, you've gone too far with it and can't tell you've got a problem. It was over-processed and genuinely crispy, but I thought I looked amazing. Katherine Ryan
You Problem Amazing Thought Long Hair Before Gone White Think Too Addictive Tell Had Looked Genuinely Got Far
I have huge admiration for Taylor Swift. She's tall, talented, young, thin, and beautiful. More importantly, she seems focused, generous, vulnerable, and kind. Katherine Ryan
Beautiful Young Focused Kind Admiration Seems More Generous Talented She Tall Vulnerable Importantly Huge Taylor Taylor Swift Swift Thin
It's not my place to tell anyone what kind of feminist she should be. Katherine Ryan
Tell Kind She Feminist Anyone Place Should
I guess I talk about her because I'm interested; I'm listening. Taylor Swift's words are so valuable to so many young people, not just her #GirlSquad. Katherine Ryan
People Words Listening Valuable Young Guess About Talk Because Just Interested Young People Taylor Swift Many Her
Regressing back to an infant state is nothing to be proud of. Rich Americans don't drive themselves, don't cook, don't do their own nails/hair/make-up, don't shop, and I suppose all they've got in common with rich British people is that they don't raise their own kids, either. Katherine Ryan
People Drive Own Rich Nothing British People State Back Kids Suppose Got Proud Infant American Shop Common Either Themselves Cook Raise British
Skiing is ridiculous. Katherine Ryan
Skiing Ridiculous
Jeremy Corbyn confuses the public because he looks like a librarian and enjoys baking bread. Katherine Ryan
Librarian He Like Baking Looks Because Bread Public Confuses Jeremy
I am behind Kanye West for American President 100 per cent. Katherine Ryan
President Per Am West American Behind Cent American President Kanye Kanye West
The holidays are the worst time to travel, and ISIS aren't making things any easier. Katherine Ryan
Time Travel Easier Worst Making Any Holidays Things
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