755 Humor Quotes for You to Enjoy

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. Simon Wiesenthal

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It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. Bill Hicks

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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other. Al Franken

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The thing that I fear discriminating against is humor and truth. Charles Bukowski

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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. Edward de Bono

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A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. Hugh Sidey

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Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a woman without a sense of humor. Jonathan Winters

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I should say, one of the things about being a widow or a widower, you really, really need a sense of humor, because everything's going to fall apart. Joyce Carol Oates

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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. Max Eastman

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A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. Mignon McLaughlin

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Humor is an antidote to all ills. Patch Adams

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Kindness is really important to me in finding my own prince - so are patience and a sense of humor. Without those qualities he's no Prince Charming! Anne Hathaway

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Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd. David Lynch

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Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice. David Seabury

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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom. Tim Allen

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Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities, a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say and it's true, I do have a certain fondness for women that have dark hair. Wentworth Miller

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Using no control and using humor will build a relationship and make a dent to where the client puts the counselor in their quality world and then begins to relate and seek out the counselor. Effective therapy begins with the acceptance of the therapist into the client's quality world. William Glasser

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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. A. Whitney Brown

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Someone asked me what the key to being a good frontman was, and I think having a sense of humor about it is pretty near the top of that list. It's a very strange place to be in, and I don't take that role too seriously. Alex Turner

Wit is the lowest form of humor. Alexander Pope

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