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Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
William Shakespeare
Fool
Better
Foolish
Wit
Witty
Than
Our country is now taking so steady a course as to show by what road it will pass to destruction, to wit: by consolidation of power first, and then corruption, its necessary consequence.
Thomas Jefferson
Corruption
Destruction
Will
Power
First
Country
Our
Consolidation
Steady
Road
Taking
Wit
Course
Pass
Then
Show
Now
Necessary
Consequence
Brevity is the soul of wit.
William Shakespeare
Soul
Communication
Wit
Brevity
Words may show a man's wit but actions his meaning.
Benjamin Franklin
Man
Words
Wit
His
May
Meaning
Show
Actions
I'm grateful to intelligent people. That doesn't mean educated. That doesn't mean intellectual. I mean really intelligent. What black old people used to call 'mother wit' means intelligence that you had in your mother's womb. That's what you rely on. You know what's right to do.
Maya Angelou
You
Grateful
People
Intelligence
Mother
Old
Black
Rely
Had
Wit
Know
Call
Educated
Womb
Intellectual
Intelligent
Intelligent People
Mean
Really
Old People
Means
Your
Used
Right
Wit is educated insolence.
Aristotle
Insolence
Wit
Educated
Disability is articulated as a struggle, an unnecessary burden that one must overcome to the soundtrack of a string crescendo. But disabled lives are multi-faceted - brimming with personality, pride, ambition, love, empathy, and wit.
Sinead Burke
Love
Struggle
Personality
Pride
Overcome
Burden
Ambition
String
Unnecessary
Must
Disability
Disabled
Empathy
Wit
Soundtrack
Articulated
Lives
So vast is art, so narrow human wit.
Alexander Pope
Art
Vast
Wit
Narrow
Human
The moving finger writes, and having written moves on. Nor all thy piety nor all thy wit, can cancel half a line of it.
Omar Khayyam
Moving On
Half
Finger
Having
Writes
Written
Thy
Wit
Piety
Line
Nor
Cancel
Moves
Moving
When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it.
William Blake
Noise
Joy
Stream
Our
Air
Laugh
Laughing
Laughs
Runs
Voice
Merry
Wit
Hill
Does
Green
Woods
The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion and men who have religion and no wit.
Avicenna
Religion
World
Men
Divided
Wit
Who
At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.
Benjamin Franklin
Age
Will
Judgment
Thirty
Wit
Years
Forty
Twenty
Reigns
While the laughter of joy is in full harmony with our deeper life, the laughter of amusement should be kept apart from it. The danger is too great of thus learning to look at solemn things in a spirit of mockery, and to seek in them opportunities for exercising wit.
Lewis Carroll
Life
Great
Learning
Joy
Opportunities
Laughter
Too
Harmony
Our
Danger
Solemn
Seek
Spirit
Thus
Wit
Look
Exercising
Mockery
While
Apart
Them
Should
Full
Deeper
Things
Kept
Amusement
Wit is the epitaph of an emotion.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Emotion
Wit
Epitaph
Perhaps, as some wit remarked, the best proof that there is Intelligent Life in Outer Space is the fact it hasn't come here. Well, it can't hide forever - one day we will overhear it.
Arthur C. Clarke
Life
Best
Day
Hide
Space
Will
One Day
Outer
Outer Space
Some
Proof
Fact
Come
Perhaps
Wit
Well
Overhear
Intelligent
Forever
Intelligent Life
Here
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Alexander Pope
Humor
Wit
Form
Lowest
Lowest Form
To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.
Andre Maurois
Too Much
Too
Enough
Possess
Must
Having
Wit
Witty
Much
Avoid
Sufficient
The Gross National Product measures neither our wit nor our courage, neither our wisdom nor our learning, neither our compassion nor our devotion to our country. It measures everything, in short, except that which makes life worthwhile, and it can tell us everything about America - except whether we are proud to be Americans.
Robert Kennedy
Life
Wisdom
Learning
Courage
Compassion
Country
National
Our
Everything
Tell
Neither
Worthwhile
About
Except
Wit
Devotion
Makes
Proud
Nor
America
American
Short
Whether
Which
Us
Product
Gross
Measures
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.
Francis Bacon
Education
Mathematics
Man
Study
Wit
Him
Wandering
I can't stay friends with anyone who doesn't have a passion for something; and, generally speaking, artistic people, creative people carry it right into the kitchen, too. They have a zest for life; the excitement of living. All of the great eaters I've known are also men of great wit.
Alan King
Life
Great
Creative
People
Passion
Men
Living
Too
Carry
Stay
Something
Kitchen
Generally
Excitement
Wit
Also
Known
Friends
Artistic
Anyone
Speaking
Who
Creative People
Zest
Right
Generally speaking, there is more wit than talent in the world. Society swarms with witty people who lack talent.
Antoine Rivarol
People
World
Society
More
Generally
Talent
Wit
Witty
Than
Lack
Speaking
Who
Polish people have a wit and sarcasm. They're gentle but still very strong. Like, they love beer, which is traditionally so manly, but they'll put a spoonful of jam in it to sweeten it up. They're this wonderful mix of hard and soft.
Antoni Porowski
Love
Beer
People
Wonderful
Strong
Manly
Put
Like
Wit
Spoonful
Gentle
Polish
Still
Mix
Up
Very
Jam
Which
Hard
Sarcasm
Soft
The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.
Florence King
Life
Woman
Women
Destroys
Must
Taking
Between
Wit
Witty
Prisoners
Tragic
American
Lovers
American Life
Choose
Figure
I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.
John Oliver
Behavior
Think
Puns
Wit
Human
Just
Human Behavior
Form
Lowest
Lowest Form
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.
Mark Twain
Marriage
Before
Relation
Perceived
Wit
Ideas
Were
Any
Which
Union
Sudden
Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.
Mark Van Doren
Dark
Only
Between
Wit
Wall
Us
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